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#badjokethursday (more of a pun, I would say) Two paddlers sitting in a kayak were feeling chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can not have your kayak and heat it too.
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This is possibly the worst football biography ever. Not one single mention about playing for Argentina or Barcelona!!!! #lunchpun #badjokethursday
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Storms are like marriage followed by divorce. There's a lot of banging and blowing, then you lose your house! #badjokethursday #LunchPun
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I actually have a degree in Physics and last night I went on a date with a lady who it turned out had a degree in Biology. I wonβt be seeing her again,just no chemistry. #badjokethursday
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The postman always knocks twice but lately he's been knocking four times when I'm on nights my neighbour said he's been knocking the wife up for years once I've left home #badjokethursday
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My vegetarian friend told me that people who sell meat are gross. I replied that people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer. ππ€£ #BadJokeThursday
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Tried to join an online support group for Multiple Personality Disorders. Too many forms of ID requested! #BadJokeThursday #LunchPun
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Did you see how pompous and arrogantΒ Sting was in Quadrophenia? He thought he was Mod Almighty. #badjokethursday
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The Chinese inventor of the telephoto lens has passed away. RIP Tzu Minh #BadJokeThursday
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