if you know the tune, sing it with me boys, "i'm a gamer guy with Macintosh bones. i game all day on my gamer phone. buried their family in an unmarked grave. gaming with my friends is hella fun. gaming with my dog is number one!"

Uncut since people asked for it. Strictly speaking, it's not an uncut since GPT-3 is bad at rhyming, so I manually upweight the probability of rhyming words and construct this line-by-line.

@DeepLeffen major credit to @eggboob for doing like, most of the real work

@gunstargum @DeepLeffen This is the most insane turn around time I have ever seen in DeepLeffen’s nearly one year tenure

@Yahooz_SSBM @DeepLeffen i just saw it and was immediately like "i have to make this real" wasn't doing anything else so we just kinda barged it

@gunstargum @DeepLeffen it was a bad idea to listen to this in class i’m actually crying laughing

@gunstargum @DeepLeffen cracked

@gunstargum @Yahooz_SSBM @DeepLeffen what a masterpiece