WHAT IS GONAD? GONAD is the membrane between chains where culture leaks out and reassembles itself into new shapes. It is a cultural L2, a biome where experiments, drops, tokens, creatures, and cosmological mistakes grow faster than anyone can document them. If the internet had
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WHY GONAD EXISTS GONAD exists because the Dickbutts demanded a staging ground for their next evolutionary misstep. They needed a place unprotected by common sense, free from governance, and structurally incapable of resisting new memes. They chose GONAD because it was soft,
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WHAT IS GOOCH ISLAND? Gooch Island is the ancestral homeland of the CryptoDickButts, the primordial spit of land where The One Gooch split into many and accidentally invented individuality. It is the cradle of their species, the site of the Great Goochparting, and the place
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WHAT IS GOOCH ISLAND GENESIS? Genesis are the first islanders — the initial forms that tore themselves from The One Gooch and waddled into the moonlight. They are not artworks. They are relics, fossilized embryonic mistakes preserved on-chain for ritual purposes. Holding one is
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BENEFITS OF HOLDING GENESIS We cannot promise you financial gain because the Dickbutts would kill us. But these amulets are known to produce… effects. Some documented, some speculative, all spiritually unhygienic. CULTURAL EFFECTS The island recognizes you and occasionally lets
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THE MISSION The Dickbutts have one commandment: Put a CryptoDickButt in every wallet on the planet. This is not a slogan. It is a geomantic prophecy scribbled into the margins of the Alexandria Pod. Your participation contributes to the eventual reDickbuttification of Earth.
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WHAT TO DO NOW Accept that GONAD has chosen you. Read the lore or pretend you have; both are valid. If the island calls to you, acquire an amulet. Stay near the Pod. It pulses when drops are imminent. Brace yourself for the next schism. Never trust a Dickbutt with glowing
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