@godclownlover his smelling

@hp_hollowtones GOD it's true

@godclownlover If Mario Kart implies anything, he has significantly invested into the renewable energy industry as we see by the wario dam

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@godclownlover Why is his love of garlic placed on the same level of perverse excess as his love for gold

@godclownlover the wide schism between sports, land, and ware content has denied us the otherwise easy outcome of a Doronjo gang type mischievous team with Waluigi and Captian Syrup

@godclownlover there should be a new wario world

@godclownlover it's very funny how in every game he's the protagonist of his heroics happen almost entirely on accident and we don't think people appreciate how funny that is

@godclownlover Wario

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@godclownlover I replayed Wario Land 1 recently. fun times

@godclownlover Memories of long drives through the desert on I-15, playing Warioland 4 in the back seat.

@godclownlover He wears blue eyeshadow so often everyone thinks his eyes are just like that now

@godclownlover Wario and capitalism amirite *yanked offstage with a cane*

@godclownlover The Wario Dril tweet

@godclownlover his mostich is pointy, whats up with that

@godclownlover I have no idea about Mario deep lore... But how and why does Wario exist? Why is there an evil stincky version of Mario? Is he some sort clone or just a very bitter guy who wants to spite Mario by being ? Was he born this way unrelated to Mario?? Im so confused

@godclownlover wario big

@godclownlover Got out of bed, turned on switch ETC to share this with u... Recently got all characters in Get it Together into pastel colours, so proud & joyful. Wanna be Switch friends? Do you know the glory of Aiden Strickland Wario Drag? Living in a Wario world & I am a Wario girl!

@godclownlover @MammonMachine Wario is pretty cool, I think. How about you?