this how much i hate asking for help

I am not judging, but women, don’t allow your husbands to go to church in crocs. A man wearing a ring should have some honour!

i just know the last day on earth gonna be so fun on twitter

Date within your area. Nobody is coming to see you in lira!

men should not be anywhere near gynecology

Pears I haven’t seen these in like a decade

11 times table.

if u think somebody’s trying to give u a fake number then take the hint and leave them tf alone.

girl maintenance before a trip is where the money really goes to 😭😭

They called me a n*gger and told me to kill myself for 80 days straight 🤨

A whole “alpha” male 😪

This was 30 days and 30 nights of chaos lmaooooooo

Hippos are the deadliest mammals in Africa; mostly because of how territorial they are which makes them attack humans & other animals, they also happen to run faster than humans. So comfortably sitting 5 metres from one while drinking alcohol is just a suicide attempt.

Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

rich women are the LEAST likely to date below their socioeconomic class are you crazy 😭

“This is why men don’t open up” Good✋ They should keep quiet.

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”

This is how I feel about America

"feminism this, feminism that" and it's capitalism and patriarchy

someone said “how you gonna be racist and have acne? worry about your own skin” and i- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭