You ever eat something so good you get hungrier with each bite

Labubu, love island, matcha pilates, affair at Coldplay, repeat

So embarrassing to wear a shirt the day after I bought it like everyone look at me and my new shirt I’m clearly so excited to wear it I couldn’t wait a minute more

Wow did that really just happen at the Coldplay concert?? Wow I wasn’t aware after the 30th clip of it on my feed

What do we even call a tweet if this is X???? A Xeet?

I love being able to tell which dogs in the airport are real service dogs and which ones were bought a fake vest off Amazon by their owner cause I know that Pomeranian is not detecting your blood pressure collapsing

Ok I back for good

I was fr telling my friends in grade 2 "turn around and don't look at me" if they asked me to sing something for them

Last night I had a dream I was working at a Dairy Queen that’s it nothing specific happened it was just a busy shift and I was very stressed out the whole time

New current hyperfixation: lying and eating hot chip

When my parents are like super old I’m probably not gonna put them in a home I’m just gonna put them on a little ice berg and push it into the ocean like in elf when buddy travels to New York

Do I start twittering again

Does anyone else panic when you’re at a public toilet and the sensor is not working to flush but there’s no button and you’re petrified and dancing around trying to activate the sensor

Why can’t I enjoy something or have a hobby without becoming completely obsessed with it for a specific period of time and shutting out every other activity I have going on in my life just so I can dedicate all my time to my current favourite thing

Me immediately smashing that like button every time zach king posts even if I haven watched the whole vid yet

Why are mfs starting mosh pits in theatres to billie eilish movie like it’s alright because it’s Billie eilishes movie. Sit down and eat yo popcorn😭 I love Billie but cmon

Puss n boots solos avatar

Confession time when I had fish and I fed them I snuck in a little bite for myself almost every time and you cannot be upset with me for this unless you’ve tried fish flakes before I don’t want to hear it

Why do I not remember what being 14 was like like I can remember every other age vividly

Wait which one is Tom and which one is Jerry again