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Almost got me right in my both eyes!

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Joined May 2014
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9 years
It'd be great if @cityofedmonton bus drivers could choose between staring at me until I grab a transfer or scolding me for touching them
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10 years
See, you're like a quadratic function, but I'm like a linear function. You may be taller than me, but I have no limit
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10 years
You would not believe how racist Chinese toothpaste is.
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10 years
Like not mushy, but mushier than bread should be.
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10 years
Every time my mom wanted Drano she'd holler at me to fetch the final formula
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10 years
That the dude who looks like a popsicle?
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10 years
I'll feed ya a roll a quarters a buck at a time
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10 years
Dude ain't pretty, but his dick big
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10 years
I thought you were making labouring quad noises
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10 years
Conch
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10 years
I've got to go home, I haven't seen my family in three days...
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10 years
Black isn't something I'm trying to be, it's what I'm trying to speak.
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10 years
The harder you pull, the fatter it gets.
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10 years
Like I miss you guys every dayyy But I've got to smoke fat with my roommates.
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10 years
Have you seen the unreasonably bright spotlight?
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10 years
Money's tight. These days I'm dipping my lobster in margarine just to make ends meet.
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10 years
We should do more experiments on John.
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10 years
What do you think is on the inside of a carrot John? The core is basically a vegetable bone.
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10 years
John's really been letting love in lately. The other day I put my finger up his butt and he didn't even wake up.
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10 years
Dexter's love sustains me. He's my emotional battery.
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