Malcolm McKenzie
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Actually I think you’ll find it’s a standard, not a target; ED Consultant. NP-hard. NPC. E(?I)NTP MTFT ACDF PAF. UK. Fingerpicking guitarist.
By the Palace Pier
Joined September 2010
I’m not saying our last cat was big, but here he is on Google Earth.
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Doesn’t even mention Brexit. Why would that be?
On current trends, we'll be poorer than Lithuanians in five years, than Czechs in six. By 2050, we'll have been overtaken by Serbs, Romanians, Moldovans and Turks. My Telegraph column (no paywall) on how it doesn't have to be this way. https://t.co/arX3vrRPED
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“Can I just say that having Reform on every week for no reason is a one off”
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I thought this was a lovely gift to give my wife in Christmas 2019. She hates the under stairs cupboard to I wrapped it and hid it in there and demanded that she seek and collect it. Happy #Ghostwatch
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#Ghostwatch Always
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This may be the third version we own, but opening the definitive pack this evening.
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Tradition to watch @stevenvolkwriter’s #Ghostwatch about now….
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Checks out.
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TOTTIE - THE STORY OF A DOLL'S HOUSE (1984): Oliver Postgate and Peter Firmin's Smallfilms, home to Bagpuss and The Clangers, gave us this charming series about the inhabitants of a doll's house. Young viewers weren't prepared for a favourite character's death by immolation...
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Man with stubble, "Small boats arrivals are 37,000. There are over 4 million kids in child poverty. And 4.5 million who can't get a dentist appointment" #BBCQT "We spend 90% of the media discourse on the 37,000. How much more could we achieve if we put that effort into the 4.5
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Terrific show by @elliotsteelcom at @ForgeComedyClub this evening. Highly recommended. Genuinely haven’t laughed and enjoyed a gig so much in years.
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Evening out to see @elliotsteelcom - been looking forward to this for most of the year. Here he is describing (among other things) a trip to A+E which had me both laughing and wincing in unison. https://t.co/0gIV9dRryu
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And there you have it Braverman attacks over an 'accidental release' that happened at the same prison. If only she had fact checked she would have known it was 2023 and she was Home Secretary
Braverman deleted this tweet which made me wonder who that previous prisoner was. His name was Junead Ahmed. He was a conman mistakenly released in 2023. She was Home Secretary at the time. Oh. https://t.co/hgeAHYYHxk
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Both pretending that they’re *not* on the bed together…
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See also, “no heart issues,” and examination reveals a midline sternotomy scar.
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“Any blood pressure problems?” - No, all good Doc [browses drug list] “You’re on amlodipine and ramipril…?” -yeah, but my blood pressure is fine I blame Head and Shoulders with the “I didn’t know you had dandruff” - “I don’t” style ads.
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Just watched #strictly and now I know who Ariane Grande is. I previously confused with the region we stayed in just outside Malaga.
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