Some of y’all really just put your neuroses out there on the internet for everyone to see, huh?

Toto Wolff is the new Christian Horner??

AI seems to be mostly for those who are immensely lazy. They don’t care about learning, understanding, creating, etc. They just want to have an output, a “thing” they can easily attain and try to pass off as “knowledge” or “solutions”.

People who are even neutral on daylight savings don’t have kids.

Viaplay: Let's hope its a bit better in china.. Max: "Did you see the straight over there???!" 😭😭

By hobbies he means trying to figure out how the hell they’re gonna survive the new tax code

Watching cars lose speed on the straights kept me awake for that race, and the rest of the night for that matter. Thanks @F1

I love Kimi. Kid rules.

THE CARS SUCK @F1

Russell super-whinging, engage

I was worried that we’d have pointless overtaking, and we do. Three laps in.

Don’t mess it up stable boys…too late

Max Verstappen doesn’t deserve this. Lance Stroll, maybe, but not Max.

This iteration of @F1 is untenable. The cars suck. Start over. Immediately.

The Australian national anthem is pretty much dead to rights perfect. Nailed it, ya wonky wombats.

On the whole, this era of @F1 feels like it’s reallyyyy gonna suck

Take five minutes, turn all your shit off, and go get a tall glass of Topo Chico to wash this sunset down with from a comfy porch step

Interviewer: What's your biggest strength? Me: Machine Learning. Interviewer: What's 6 + 9? Me: 0. Interviewer: Incorrect. It's 15. Me: It's 15. Interviewer: What's 4 + 20? Me: It's 15.

Swung a mattock for most of the day removing some “landscaping” around the house. Forearm cramps are odd.

LOUDER PLEASE