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Ted Stathakis

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I am an avid data technologist, proud dad to 3 boys, husband, community teacher, live music fan and fishing fanatic.

Southern California
Joined February 2014
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Ted Stathakis
5 years
Hey @elonmusk how about we get "Audit Mode" where when we say "I'm being pulled over" the car automatically records all cameras and audio.
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4 years
Hey @socaledison! You continue to amaze me at your incompetence. You even include a link encouraging me to tweet about it! Happy to oblige.
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4 years
RT @katieporteroc: Eleven years ago today, #CitizensUnited opened the floodgates for unlimited dark money in our politics. Since then, corp….
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Ted Stathakis
5 years
Shazam. SELECT PATINDEX('%[[]%', @Expression).WORKS! Thanks Chris.
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Ted Stathakis
5 years
#SQLHelp .Why does this work?.SELECT PATINDEX('%]%', @Expression).But this doesn't.SELECT PATINDEX('%[%', @Expression). @Expression = .ISNULL([MANNEQUINS:Guys Legs:SALES TOTAL], 0).
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5 years
RT @RBReich: McConnell says 5 days is not enough time for Senate to convict Trump of inciting an insurrection against the United States gov….
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5 years
My favorite is #4. ". the modern CFO must move away from the financial view and embrace business insights.".
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Ted Stathakis
5 years
FP&A is our forte!.
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Microsoft Power BI
5 years
Use this @GoCollectiv #PowerBI financial reporting one-week proof of concept to improve accuracy and analysis: #MSFTAppSource
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Ted Stathakis
6 years
#sqlsatdenver join us at 10:15 in room 287 for the Reporting Services session I will be doing at PASS Summit and learn about SSRS.
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Ted Stathakis
6 years
Almost the exact number of dots too
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Ted Stathakis
6 years
RT @ChrisHyde325: We now have more than 50 #SQLFamily signed up for #SQLTrain 2019, and that means there's still room for 20 of you! Get o….
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Ted Stathakis
6 years
Oh no!. I'm not going to risk a repeat of last month. @GFritchey
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Ted Stathakis
6 years
Woke up from some weird dreams of Grant talking to me after watching this yesterday. Think I'll pass watching next month's video. Guess I've got #SQLFamily & #PASSSummit on the brain.
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Ted Stathakis
6 years
Honored and excited to be speaking at Summit this year!.
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Ted Stathakis
7 years
100% self taught!.
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Ted Stathakis
7 years
RT @sqlslaughter: Friend: What did you do this weekend?.Me: I went to a SQL conference and joined a cult. #SQLFamily.
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Ted Stathakis
7 years
Hey @elonmusk I couldn't be touched at our Cub Scout Pinewood Derby last weekend. It sure would be nice to get my Invite to Configure as a birthday treat this weekend!
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Ted Stathakis
8 years
Hey @elonmusk while I wait for my Model 3 I built my own to beat all the others at Pine Wood Derby next weekend! @Tesla
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Ted Stathakis
8 years
I want to cry. PLE
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Ted Stathakis
8 years
Totally Agree!
@SQLBob
Bob Pusateri
8 years
[Blogged] The New SQL Saturday Logo: I'm Not A Fan - #sqlpass.
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