for my birthday today i will eat the grinch mewl and drink 3 beers then drive to th theatres and watch zootopia 2

21 today

oneshotted by uber eats wrapped

Can we not use bp terminology aroumd huzz lets hav some decorum

I love you

this is todays vibe

Male beauty was never meant to be performed. It is not a mans job to curate himself. When a man turns on a camera and takes a selfie he abandons his role and becomes ornamental instead of foundational; male beauty loses gravity the second it becomes performance.

Who wanna eat bread with me?

Dating a guy in 2025 is when they pull out their phone in front of you and start taking selfies in public

please lose weight so i can love you

Its crazy what they doing to me out here

Guy that doesnt face reveal and only post pics of his cat: Well i Jist zoomed in on ur cats Right eye and i blew the imagw up on my Televisizion and i can see ur reflection in her Pupils #Checkmate u cant hide from me

When you are truly in love with the very essence of a person’s soul, you want to master them so you can be the best slave for them. And this wouldn’t bother you at all. Why would it? You’re literally serving the greatest person in existence. How could serving yourself ever be

if my relationship dont feel like religious psychosis I DONT WANT IT

Sorry

No im not okayIm the baddest mfker in the whole multiverse

I was produced in a sister lab 1 kilometre away from where they made him

Gonna try to Happy Cyber Monday back into her life im so excited

never giving a cigarette to an ugly person i’m not sorry

BEDTIME : 9pm