every period drama has a scene where a person just like....walks around a brothel looking for someone . stepping over three people who are intensely fucking like “has anyone seen Jonathan?”🧐

@seanilling Moderna scum here! I got the chip with it which qualified me to enter the Moderna raffle for a free lazermote!!

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@RickieSamson Do you currently have pets? I could wear the same sweats every day if it weren’t for cat and dog hair. The pets sit on me AND my pants!

@joshgondelman Even the name is bad. Wework isn’t working they are renting offices to people. It should be Uwork but that sounds very dystopian

I think for myself!!! After I read what my anonymous cult leader posts!

There is nothing exculpatory in the record here at all; the Bush administration restructured national intelligence to give them a preordained result and used it to kill over a million people and inaugurate a cycle of chaos and violence we are still trying to find our way out of.

The mistake one makes is to speak to people. Beckett from First Love

Liberals ruined school lunch is the kind of hill I'm willing to die on...as long as it's not filled with "compost" (just more useless liberal garbage. Literally!) Fuck healthy school lunches!!!

@ComicDaveSmith In what context? What are you talking about?

Overwhelmed New Grandparents Finally Feeling What It Like To Love A Child https://t.co/6SDUtVqjMA

@pixelatedboat If lou reed could do an album with metallica, bob dylan can suck it up and do one with Motley Crue

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🚨 Per ABC News: Matt Gaetz was part of a group of young male lawmakers who created a "game" to score their female sexual conquests, which granted "points" for various targets such as interns, staffers or other female colleagues