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future failed mathematician, kantian
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Joined March 2023
there's an epidemic of fake learning. duolingo, tiktok, youtube. it's all entertainment cleverly disguised as education. real learning is hard. it's uncomfortable. if it feels 'fun', you probably aren't learning anything.
My father has a 1200+ day Spanish streak on Duolingo. We went on holiday to Spain recently and he could hardly string two sentences together. What the fuck is the point of that app?
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i suppose this is something you will never have to worry about happening to yourself, given you will never be the wife in question
Idc cheating is hot. Hide in the bathroom with your desires youāre too afraid to share with her. Send to hotter, younger women with tighter bodies and prettier faces. Give us everything you promise her when youāre lying to her face. Cheat on your wives and girlfriends with
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one could say this about all of my hit tweets
I don't like to comment on algorithm changes much, BUT This tweet of mine should not have 600+ likes. It is neither funny nor interesting. It's replaceable and low effort, and anyone could have said it. Bad signs
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Therapist: "Gigachad Kant's not real. He can't hurt you." Gigachad Kant:
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meanwhile mishima is in the lgbtq person of color author section
How it feels to walk into a liberal bookshop and ask for the Spengler, Mishima and JĆ¼nger books.
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not a physicist, not a mathematician, but a secret third thing (stupid)
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he is alive before anyone gets the wrong idea oh my god. heās just very far away from me :(
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can a physics oomf confirm that the order of the cross product is wrong here
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i love how americans just live in their own little world, itās cute
table of 4 that āabsolutely loved their meal and serviceā tipped $200 on a $3,023 check. just as i was starting unlearn my hatred for the french, they turn around and do this.
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i think people need to put more emphasis on the āfutureā and āfailedā when reading my bio. i would never be so presumptuous as to call myself a mathematician, nor will i ever be good enough to become one. please stop calling me a mathematician!
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signs of low IQ: -posting about signs of low IQ wait no
signs of low IQ: -overthinking -canāt use chopsticks -canāt speak more than one language -scared to post -make gym their personality -use faceless accounts to hate -block people -donāt take action because they ālack clarity ā -socially slow and awkward i donāt make the
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i sometimes get dmās from people asking me to teach them math, and i am not sure if itās supposed to be rizz, but if you pay me i will do it šš½
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chat is the love of my life and father of my children on twitter
Happy Thanksgiving! Today I'm thankful for the incredible woman I met on twitter and the baby we're expecting in July!
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all love to my communist oomfies, but sadly i am a big fan of economic liberalism (free markets, private property, and other evil things of that sort)
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