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Jeremy Nicoll

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Developer, photographer, philosopher. In search of the next great pun.

Greenville, SC
Joined November 2007
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Jeremy Nicoll
1 year
The two major disasters of last week could have been avoided with some basic resiliency processes. 1. Smoke testing of all updates before deploy (Crowdstrike, both sender/receiver).2. Multi-region cloud deployments (Azure location outage)
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Jeremy Nicoll
1 year
Please stop sacrificing to QA to save a buck. Please.
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1 year
Neutral isn't fair. Fair isn't neutral. Fair is taking the side of what is right. Neutrality is not taking a side. When action is required neutrality is the enemy. If you don't know what is right you have the duty to figure it out and then take action.
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Jeremy Nicoll
1 year
RT @OchoZaco: A rant. We’re very close with all our neighbors around us. We BBQ together, have holiday parties, chat out on walks, or aroun….
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Jeremy Nicoll
1 year
RT @mjolley22: Name the NHL team the Beavers, you cowards.
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1 year
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1 year
This seems like a good time to come back to Twitt. I mean X. Why does the domain still say Twitter?.
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Jeremy Nicoll
4 years
RT @danluu: One thing I find amusing is that a lot of the negative reviews on Amazon seem to conflate having a difficult to read style with….
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Jeremy Nicoll
5 years
And there's little reason to think that they're still misrepresenting their death count.
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Maria Chong
5 years
Some non-zero sum cornflakes to start your day:. • Yes, China misrepresented their death count .• China bears great responsibility in not being open about COVID in November/December.• China is a totalitarian regime that puts poets and political dissidents in prison.
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Jeremy Nicoll
5 years
I've been away from Twitter for much too long. I miss the days when it was a Ruby and tech geek thing. Any suggestions of new people to follow?.
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Jeremy Nicoll
6 years
DotNet 5 sounds like it's gonna be amazing.
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Jeremy Nicoll
7 years
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Jeremy Nicoll
7 years
Monosyllabic is a rather ironic word.
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Jeremy Nicoll
7 years
How to survive the intense smoke outside:.* Stay indoors as much as possible.* Get a high quality filter for your central air (if you have one).* Get a HEPA air filter for close proximity.* Humidify. Get a humidifier for space size or run the shower and boil water for a bit.
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Jeremy Nicoll
7 years
Turns out there's a bunch you can do to protect your home from wildfires:
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Jeremy Nicoll
7 years
There's no feeling quite like drinking soda quickly and then burping up gobs of foam.
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Jeremy Nicoll
7 years
Better than inbox 0.
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Jeremy Nicoll
7 years
RT @politicalmath: "Racism is not a known side effect".Sorry guys, I'm not on board with that kind of smug PR bullshit from a company that….
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Jeremy Nicoll
7 years
RT @EddyDever: It’s terrifying that both of these things are true at the same time in this world: . • computers drive cars around. • the st….
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Jeremy Nicoll
7 years
IT'S NOT LAUREL. IT'S NOT YANNY. IT'S YOLO.
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