I don’t what’s more uncomfortable: sexualising a 15 year old child as your costume and tagging her in the post, or photoshopping your butt and forgetting to hide the bend in the floorboard
When Jack Black said, “you’re not hardcore (no you’re not hardcore) unless you live hardcore (unless you live hardcore” I really *clenches fist, punches wall* felt that
A 16 year old boy kidnapped, r*ped, and murdered a 6 year old girl, but cannot be named because of his age?? If you commit a crime like that, your age is irrelevant.
Introvert culture is actually wanting to contribute to a group conversation but overthinking what you're about to say to the point where the topic has already changed and now you're aware of fact that you haven't spoken much and worried people might think you're weird
Wow. This is Camden, London today where the native emo species has started to return for the first time since 2009. The earth is healing, we are the virus
How the heck are people still getting catfished in 2018? If they refuse to meet up in person: CATFISH. If they refuse to video chat: CATFISH. If they won’t sent recent pics: they probably have an iPhone 4 or something and are embarrassed by the photo quality. OR A CATFISH.
Quarantine has forced everyone in their 20s to re-live their teenage years being trapped in their bedrooms listening to the same 3 albums on repeat and being angry at the world it really is 2010 2.0
What's that? A hat? Crazy funky junky hat. Overslept? Hair unsightly?
Tryna look like Keira Knightly, we’ve been there, we've done that, we see right through your funky hat.
13 Reasons Why is like looking at suicide and depression through tumblr-tinted glasses. If you want a show that portrays mental health in a non-glorified, non-romantic, realistic way, watch My Mad Fat Diary.
Therapy:
- expensive
- hard work
- emotionally draining
Those rings that change colour depending on your mood:
- quickly identify the issue
- no time constraints
- pretty
I saw you in a coffee shop yesterday wearing a Pierce The Veil top. You’re in your mid 20s, I’d say 27 tops, and yet you still dress like it’s 2008. You want me to know you’re emo. The times have moved on, but you’ve not moved with them. You’re not like the others.
People who set up Instagram accounts for their pets really take the time out of their day to snap the perfect pic, upload & caption it without their pet even being able to understand what’s happening. It’s a thankless job but we see you and appreciate you.
Emo culture is ruining your hair between the ages of 13-20 with bleach and manic panic hair dye and spending the rest of your years trying to restore its healthiness
LADIES imagine this, it’s 15 years from now - you have three kids named Fergus, Farkle, and Felicia, your wife is a beautiful green princess, and you’re little donkey cheers you on from the comfort of your swamp. You’re Shrek.
You: it’s 9pm
Me, an intellectual: it’s 9 in the afternoon, your eyes are the size of the moon, you could cus you can so you do, we’re feeling so good just the way that we do when it’s 9 in the afternoon
Step 1 to fighting capitalism: never go to the toilet in your lunch break. Take your lunch break and THEN take a toilet break, so you can pee and get paid for it.
I just think it’s really fun that in 20 years’ time some kid is gonna discover My Chemical Romance and tell all their friends about “this edgy old band no-one knows about” and cry about being born in the wrong generation lmaoooo
Tell that to:
Joan Jett
Janis Joplin
Patti Smith
Pat Benatar
Grace Slick
Cyndi Lauper
Gwen Stefani
Hayley Williams
Courtney Love
Amy Lee
Maria Brink
Stevie Nicks
Debbie Harry
Tina Turner
Lzzy Hale
Ash Costello
Avril Lavigne
Siouxsie Sioux
Taylor Momsen
1st base: sharing your favourite songs with someone
2nd base: them telling you they don’t like them
3rd base: going to a gig alone to see your favourite artist/band
4th base: dying alone but with good music taste
When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band. He said, son, when you grow up would you be the saviour of the broken, the beaten, and the damned? He said, will you defeat them, your demons, and all the non-believers?
Death is such a weird concept. Sometimes I want to be dead so that everything will end but sometimes it kind of scares me that that’s it: you die and there is most likely nothing. You’re just gone forever and time forgets you.
It’s cool when you’ve been following a band for a long time and you watch them get big and gain the recognition they deserve, but part of me is also selfishly a little upset that now everyone knows about them and they’re not unique to me if that makes sense lol
13 people were murdered in the Columbine High School Massacre. It’s not cool. It’s not edgy. It’s not your tumblr Tate Langdon aesthetic. It’s a tragedy and this is disgusting.
Why do gig tickets always go on sale on a weekday at 9/10am when everyone is at work or school? Because if you think that I’m gonna sneak to the bathroom just to sit in the stall and buy tickets on my phone then you’re absolutely right
One a scale of 1 to ‘never being able to forget that one scene in Final Destination where the women are burnt alive in the tanning beds’, how traumatised are you?
I don’t get why it’s so weird to go to the cinema alone when all you do is silently watch a film in a dark room anyway. If anything, it should be the most acceptable place to go alone bc some of us don’t have friends but like watching movies and don’t wanna be judged lol