I don’t like it when people think they’re special for having anxiety Oh you’re anxious? No shit, the world is horrifying

Sign I’m getting older: My friends use the big font on phones. It’s no longer just a dad thing

Monica Lewinsky should be remembered as a hero. Every second she spent on her knees, there was a kid on an island somewhere who was a little bit safer

Your Aunt on Facebook right now:

Elmo’s dad just standing there like a chump, watching Larry manhandle his son. Guy is all Sesame, no Street.

https://t.co/cKtLeeEOsh

Taylor Swift with the superstar call there

the internet is a wild place lol Here is Friends, but instead of a laugh track, it’s just Kawhi Leonard in the studio audience (via Ruining Media / TT)

Really didn’t have any ideas after Rodgers vs Mahomes fell through

Ooooh who on the Cowboys is Chris Christie dating?!

Bringing back an an old one from last year. What a day for the Jets to play

https://t.co/4ISyeSWLoe

Of course not. Somebody made those films already

7th seed in the east

Trying to watch fight videos and instead Google gives me this shit wtf

"if they died instantly what were those banging sounds" stop asking questions about the ocean. dont fuck with the sea. don't go there. i'll tell you what that noise was, none of our damn business that's what that noise was

We asked people on Broadway to help us with our 2023 schedule release. 🤣 📺: 2023 Schedule Release on @nflnetwork

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Daren apologizes to Dexter McCluster for “the hit” 👉 https://t.co/iF6bmvbuq1

The only worse than seeing a homeless person’s poop on the ground is realizing that it looks healthier than yours