Edward Fedman / eFedpool
@efedpool
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I’m a fucking eFed Character! I did it! Take that High School English teacher that said my handlers writing would never get him anywhere. Now read the pinned.
Your Laptop / Cellphone. BOO!
Joined December 2024
OOC: Like… legit OOC. Not the stuff I plan on doing with this character. Yes. I know. It’s dumb. You don’t have to tell me. You can, of course. It’s a free… world… I guess? Who fucking knows anymore. Anyway, I probably won’t listen. It’s literally just for funsies.
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I’m IN this. Me! Didn’t fucking tag me though. Prick.
//@UGWC #KeeperOfTheKeysRP #WorldHeavyweightTitle Ft. @ThatSkyQueenTho Vs. #DonovanHastings & #TravisPierce The SEBEmpire Presents… Candles, Costumes & Chaos https://t.co/wdT05vzsxe
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//@UGWC #SynergyRP W/ @efedpool Vs. #TheDestroyersDarkAndDank Ft. @Lucy_Wylde The SEBEmpire Presents… eFedpool & Sebastian https://t.co/Mql79rY5W2
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I won a fucking match!!!!!! Well my partner did, but I was there and didn’t get beat. Yey me!
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Holy shit. I didn’t know you could talk. Also, why are you not a snarky, overly-cocky intern that gets into it with wrestlers? I thought that was the gimmick for an eFed account? But also thanks for having me. Taking a chance on a walking egg plant emoji was a big risk. 😍🥰🍆
Thank you to everyone who participated in WrestleStock and helped make this year’s festival another success. To our guests that joined us, we hope to see you again soon!
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Thank you to everyone who participated in WrestleStock and helped make this year’s festival another success. To our guests that joined us, we hope to see you again soon!
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Good luck to the man who shattered my dreams of a an eFed career before they even started. It’s for the best. I don’t think I’ll ever wash this smell out of the suit. Also, who wants to write THIS bullshit every week? Go win it all, big man. We can cuddle after. Slowly. 🥰
Wrestlestock finals tomorrow. Three of us made it. Only one walks out whole. Let them chase glory. I came to etch prophecy in bone. This tournament ends in cinders— and I was born in the blaze. #WrestleStock2025 #Finals #TheAshCodex #DoYouSee
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After a… long… gruelling career, I announce my (let’s be honest, probably temporary) retirement from eFedding. My record of 0-2 across two days is unmatched. Has no-one ever fallen so entirely flat on their fictional face. This was the best 6.5k of my life. I love you all!!
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Well. I fucking lost my first ever match. The fuck did I think I am? Santino Marella? There was no Sonoran Surprise for this guy. Just Barney the Friendly Sex Toy getting skull fucked by the Big Friendly Giant. Good luck in the rest of the tournament @TMMxENIGMA!
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Gossip queen!
Tried to ignore all 6 of @DatsAzzyVebbins's calendars to look at the schedule. I can't violate an NDA with @efedpool, so let's just say fighting the ghost of KAD in #JCWPrison won't be the weirdest thing Old Harv's done for pay in front of a live audience. Time to go to work!!!
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That's fucking right. I did another one. Two. In a week. These things are like buses… You wait hours for one, and then two smash you in the fucking face, because you're stood in the road like a moron… … I digress... 999 words, bitches. https://t.co/3tsovzwZDZ
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What in the double fisted fuck? There’s TWO Wrestlestocks this month? Wait, did I sign up for the right one?! Hey, @UGWC, do you have holographic dead people performing too?
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Oh. My. Sweet. Baby. Vhodka. I did the thing. I wrote, directed and starred in my own… fucking… roleplay! I did it mom! Your baby boy is living the dream. He’s an eFed character who’s ripping off Deadpool! Anyway, here it is. Fucking Read it. @UGWC
https://t.co/lKjq2yZ2fe
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Writing Roleplays is hard. Why the fuck did I agree to write two? @UGWC #FuckMyLife
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Seminars? I LOVE IT! Call my people!
I HAVE MY OWN DISTRICT! @UGWC Thank god they had the fictional money to indulge my nonsense. After all, it cost tens of cents to write this and send it into the mods. But now its real (in your heads)! Oh my god, I should create a new character that is competent… 😱😱😱
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@FallofEdenUGWC, @MRavenK1 Seeing as you’re too high and mighty to let yourselves be tagged in photos…
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I HAVE MY OWN DISTRICT! @UGWC Thank god they had the fictional money to indulge my nonsense. After all, it cost tens of cents to write this and send it into the mods. But now its real (in your heads)! Oh my god, I should create a new character that is competent… 😱😱😱
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That’s right fuckers - I’ve just signed up for @ugwc Wrestle…fest? No. Wrestle…Mania? Wait - that’s the other place. Wrestletopia? It’s a wrestling festival in a desert. And I’m going to be there - twice. Fuck yes. I’m gonna beat up all the little voices in your heads.
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So. How does this @valorprowrestle thing work? I tweet and then someone tells me if I've won or lost? Do I get punched in the face or not? I'm new here, this is really confusing for me. I suppose I'm built for a micro-fed though. Sadly 😔
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