SATIRE ALERT: 🎭⚠️ Trump: "I only give this to the most loyal people. The best people." 💦 KKKaroline: "Just a taste of the new America First recipe." 😋 #MachineGunLips #KKKaroline #LyinKaroline #Trump #MAGA #Magannaise #TrumpTics #VerbalTic #Meme #Politics #Parody

It occurs to me that the Trump administration is less like a presidency and more like an extended, chaotic episode of Gilligan's Island. Think about it. A small, ill-fated party gets stranded far from the civilized world led by a blustering blowhard Skipper who’d bungled the

The Napprentice #napprentice

Trump will not make it to the end of this term compos mentis | Psychologist analyses Trump. https://t.co/N9Z1SvJODv #Trump

Trump wants to rename Halloween after himself. All hail The Great Trumpkin. Events include: · The Subpoena Supper: Where instead of "trick or treat," children say "investigation or indictment." · The Grievance Ghouls Gala (replaces the 20’s era depression theme): A night

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Introducing the TrumpBuffer™ 1.0: Because Reality Has a Seven-Second Delay Tired of the cognitive dissonance of watching a man verbally face-plant for hours on end? The TrumpBuffer™ is the revolutionary latency microphone that does what his synapses can't. Simply speak into

The Gaslight House Let's be clear - the Trump administration's Twitter feed is an American-made version of Russian active measures. The constant stream of fraudulent tweets from the Trump White House is psychological warfare, a radioactive cloud of disinformation cloned from

A New Bipartisan Policy We Can All Support: The Accountability Surcharge (CCF) It's heartening to see cities in the U.S. standing united on a core American principle: the right to refuse service to anyone. Reports of agents being denied service at restaurants isn't activism,

Kill the Poor – Dead Kennedys The Dead Kennedys' 1980 satirical anthem "Kill the Poor" has shifted from a grotesque exaggeration into a chillingly accurate reflection of 2025 America. The song's premise of using a "penetrating ray" to efficiently eliminate the underclass is no

#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #Trumpanzee "The Biden administration spent $8 million making mice transgender"

Russian Bingo - The only game where Russia's losses are your win. 1. Oil Refinery Bingo - where you mark a square for every new smoking crater that used to refine profits into palaces, turning their primary economic engine into a series of strategic "thermal events." 2.

JD Vance’s transformation from critic to toadie is so complete, I’m surprised he doesn’t blame the steel industry’s collapse on a lack of gold leaf on Trump’s toilets. We've seen sellouts before, but he did it on the installment plan-principles first, then dignity, then his spine

Interesting to see so many celebrities who are "so brave" & "always speak truth to power" suddenly become masters of quiet contemplation. Almost like they're waiting to see which way the political wind blows before crafting a statement.

Doxing people to get them fired isn't activism, it's evidence. You're not delivering justice, you're creating a mountain of discovery for wrongful termination lawsuits that will take years to resolve. A lawyers wet-dream. #LawTwitter #XLaw #LawX #doxxing #USALaw

MAGA loyalty is becoming a mandatory religious identity. The warning lists, doxing & calls for violence against trans people. What's next? Punishing those who skipped church or a pastor that didn't preach about the courageous Charlie Kirk? #MAGA #TouchGrass #StaticDump

Raise your hand if you think Donald Trump does NOT belong in the White House! 🖐️ I want everyone to follow you! 💙🌊 Drop a 💙 Repost 🔄 You will get MORE FOLLOWERS 💯

Ban the doxxers. Sharing someone's address and personal info isn't free speech, it's a targeted harassment and safety risk. For X to be the town square for humanity, people must feel safe. This should be a zero-tolerance, bannable offense. #FixX #Doxing #X #OnlineSafety

When a death is met not with silence for the dead, but with an immediate rush to mine it for content, we must examine what we have become. This behavior is a failure of basic decency, a symptom of a culture that prizes perception over substance. Shame. #CharlieKirk

Watching people use a death for engagement farming, crafting the perfect take to maximize likes and retweets is a new low. Your dopamine hit is not more important than basic human decency. Log off. #CharlieKirk