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Dave Simon

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Montanan, web nerd, photographer, CF-L1. Fan of: Denver Broncos, MSU Bobcats, hockey, Alaska. No, you can't have my username. @ds @me .dm

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Billings, Montana

Joined October 2007

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@ProjectLincoln @MelanieMoore I saw that earlier. That man makes me proud to be a Montanan. Dan Bailey’s Fly Shop is a mainstay in Livingston.

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“Launch the octopus” should be the term for unclear icon design. “They really launched the octopus with that design.”

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What does this button do? A. Launch the octopus. B. Activate the showerhead. C. Turn on the grow light. This is why icons need labels. #ux #design

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@transscribe Yes, why would anyone want to be strong, confident, fit, healthy, and beautiful? Hope these guys never set foot in a CrossFit gym, they’d implode from all the strong women!

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@KyungLahCNN @selenalarson @CNN They don’t speak for this Montanan.

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@atrupar Tucker will do an exposé next week , "Dems claim unseen and invisible force called 'gravity' exists, but how do they explain balloons!?"

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McFaul is right (again)! Floating the Maddy is great on a warm Montana summer’s day.

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If there’s something better in life than floating the Madison River in June with your extended family, I don’t know it yet.

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@mistressmatisse @MelanieMoore @patriottakes What I’d like to know is what indication they have that – even if he was alive (he’s obviously not) – that his politics would align with their craziness?

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@DaveDeCoste @SethAbramson Trump thinks “extralegal” means it’s really, really, super-duper legal.

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@SteveDaines It’s not even from Texas or even the US. It’s Sweden. Typical of you to not check before you tweet something purposely divisive. But you’ll lecture us on how much we need to “unite” as long as it’s to agree with your far right view of the world.

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@ArrowheadPride @MileHighReport 17,659 days since your last Super Bowl.

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@chriscoyier I think there’s module to help decide that. It’s 200 MB and has 14 dependencies.

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@BeschlossDC Probably more than 18 1/2 minutes missing.

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@DNVR_Broncos ChatGPT

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@strombone1 He doesn’t have any Olympic golds though.

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@MonicaLewinsky You're made of stronger stuff than them.

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@realDonaldTrump @flyosity There really is a tweet for everything.

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@RoyalHoeliness She’s awesome! Giving new meaning to a renegade row.

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@MileHighReport Worst coached Broncos team I’ve seen.

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@Wieneraaron There's trouble bruin.

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@shes_the_maNN1 @davidcaolo Imagine their reaction to a rotary phone. My parents' house didn't have pushbutton phones until the late 90s.

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@atrupar These are the same people who think Trump has ripped abs and is the greatest physical specimen to ever walk the earth.

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@AnaMardoll shooting at what appears to be a metaphoric stand-in for a child seems weird.

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@gruber @elonmusk

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@dELYSEious they’ll ruin your credit score for seeking justice. And they wonder why so many rapes go unreported. Just awful.

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6 years

@SethAbramson “To conceal the source of money as by channeling it through an intermediary…” At least Peter, Samir, and Michael bothered to look it up in the dictionary.

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@InstagramComms My account was disabled a month ago even though I never violated community guidelines. 11 year old account. Appeals seem to be useless. At least have an automated "we have received your appeal" email.

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@fanelli @davatron5000 I started CrossFit, (apparently) became “redundant,” turned 44, got B⃫i⃫f⃫o⃫c⃫a⃫l⃫s⃫ progressive lenses, lost 100ish pounds, and started searching for a different career path. All in the last 18 months. I recommend the fitness part. Not the rest.

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He’s already got my vote Nikki, no need for the hard sell!

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If Biden wins in November, it's clear that Warren will significantly shape his approach — on domestic policy in particular — whether or not her name's on the ticket.

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@TheHockeyNews NHL94 on Genesis.

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@MonicaLewinsky Honestly, the way you’ve handled it all is much, much more badass. Plus you’re working to help other people rather than running away.

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10 years

Pats fans want the scoreboard to stop working next.

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6 years

@LaTonyaCLC your capacity to care about your students, educate them, show them study skills, keep them disciplined, and inspire them makes you a fantastic teacher. And how chill you were after breaking that dish… not even a single explative. Next-level cool.

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@TheSpencerPerry @yaykyle Obi-Wan. I haven’t heard that name in a log time. A log time.

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@sportslogosnet And the S on “games” is cringe, unfortunately. Or just eliminate the “th.”

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2 years

@BeschlossDC I believe he means "fix" elections to prevent results that go against his side.

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@kemc He seems to be under the impression that a check mark is a value only to the person that has it. It's true value is letting the consumer of information know that person is who they say they are.

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10 years

Denver Broncos 1-0 Kansas City Chiefs 0-1 Oakland Raiders 0-1 San Diego Chargers 0-1 I like that.

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Hello loyal followers! I’m still seeking a full-time front-end/design/UI/UX-related position, ideally as part of a remote team. Two decades of experience doing various design and development projects. Tell me about your awesome project or fantastic team!

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I’m next in the Meet @wisetail series. Meet me… and Kenai the dog!

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Flint isn't clowning around, there's no game that sparks more passion than Cat-Griz in the beautiful STATE of Montana, @CollegeGameDay ! #GoCatsGo

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Ok, @KirkHerbstreit , I understand the process. I know there are bigger games, bigger places, bigger fish. But a little love on the video. And the @RockingRBar invite!

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@CardsAgstHrsmt these guys really make it easy for you, don’t they? And they will never see their own hypocrisy.

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5 years

@SenatorTester I'm glad one of my Senators is a decent human being. Thank you, Jon.

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6 years

@flyosity Getting to the point you have to wonder if the (R) after their name stands for Republican it Russian.

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9 years

It’s the NFL. They’ll reverse this for some weird rule.

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6 years

@BlueVotr @cdharrison @MichaelAvenatti Obviously fake. The penmanship is too neat and the spelling is correct.

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@cabel I'd rather Panic have my money.

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@bozchron The audio doesn’t make the reporter sound like the aggressor.

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@MaseDenver Started as a fist, opened up to show his Fab Five.

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@SteveDaines These are your people. You encouraged this. Resign.

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@gruber Billy Ripken’s bat has a good nickname for 45 on it.

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@WinterForMT @MTGOP @SteveDaines @RepRosendale @GovGianforte Shameful. As a (real) 4th-generation Montanan, I’m embarrassed by this.

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@AnaMardoll I have never understood the joy of the “it’s a ___” moment. Won’t they love the kid no matter?

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@MileHighReport Good news is we can't embarrassingly lose to them, either.

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@bayroo23 No spines on either of them, too.

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@MaseDenver Rupert was very cute!

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@WinterForMT “Will I seem more Montanan with more dead things on the wall?”

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@WinterForMT "Dad, beat this carpetbagger. Also, walkies?" - Gary

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5 years

@MonicaLewinsky Proper party costume for that is obviously a tutu.

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@RoyalHoeliness A tweet that hurts their stock price get their attention. Stories about people dying because they can't afford insulin don't.

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7 years

@DemetriaObilor Very classy response to the negativity. Well said. You’re awesome! Positivity > negativity.

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1 year

@cabel He just can't admit where he's wrong. So he doubles down over and over and over. My dad loved to say "when you find yourself in a hole, stop digging." Elon just keeps digging with bigger implements.

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2 years

@bozchron Meanwhile, the only comments that actually show on his Facebook posts are ones from sycophants telling him how amazing he is. It's nuts.

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3 years

@transscribe Russell Okung has made almost $77 Million in the last 11 years. He’s 32 years old. Which side of that brick wall do you suppose he lives on?

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3 years

@MelanieMoore It’s pretty wild. The guy who originally built it ripped off contractors and staged his own abduction.

Man behind massive Billings mansion in federal custody after apparently staging his own abduction

The man behind the largest house ever built in Billings is in federal custody in Virginia, charged with making fraudulent statements to the FBI.

billingsgazette.com

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2 years

@BMcCarthy32 The question is not whether he could start the 8th, but finish the 9th. That could end up over 100 pitches, even with the perfect game in tact. If he goes out and gets hurt in an early-season game, Roberts never hears the end of it. Moot now anyway.

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@kemc The "man of the people" trope. See also: orange hunting vests, standing in a river pretending to fly fish, leaning against an old truck, standing near an old fence in fence with mountain scenery behind you, or shaking hands with workers wearing a hardhat and safety glasses.

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@WinterForMT @RyanZinke He quit the last time he had this job so I wouldn't be surprised if he spends the majority of his term trying to find a different position, Senator or otherwise. He doesn't *want* to be a Congressman (or Senator, or Interior Secretary.) He wants power.

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@MTGOP The free market or personal responsibility, which did you decide you’re against? Both?

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@MasonAPark @RoyalHoeliness Did James not see the lessons about the perils of bigotry in the original show when Sam leaped into black men, a man with Down syndrome, a divorced single mother, a pregnant teen, etc? And was he super uncomfortable with Scott Bakula in dresses? Such a fragile man.

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5 years

@zeldman @alistapart Before @alistapart , one might highlight a milestone like that in <BLINK> tags. We all got better at the web 21 years ago.

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8 years

@AnaMardoll plus it seems like just another reason to hire a photographer. Facebook attention-seeking.

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@kemc Daines, Zinke, Gianforte, Rosendale – basically clones of each other politically. We don’t need two of them in Congress at once.

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@MelanieMoore I’m from grizzly bear country and the only “win” in a fight with a grizzly is to live. Nobody “beats” them.

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7 years

@kateesackhoff Reading the comments makes me glad we didn’t have Twitter when the new Starbuck was a woman. (You’re fantastic btw.)

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@hollykmichels Let me guess, the majority gets to decide retroactively who breached decorum therefore locking out the minority (again.) Because why actually do bipartisan work when you can just run ramshod?

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@Grizanderson I take bear/human interactions seriously for my safety and the bears’. But I’d love a Brutus hug someday.

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@WinterForMT @MTGOP My grandfather was a delegate for the Constitutional Convention as well. And I support @ralphgraybill …

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@WinterForMT Can’t say I’m surprised. Can say I’m disappointed. He’s 45 but in Governor form.

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6 years

@NickiJhabvala Sleep tip: Watching footage of last year’s offense is a great insomnia cure.

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@HuskerExtraPG I can confidently say there was at least one lineman downfield.

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8 years

Does Kapri Bibbs not know he can take the touchback!?

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@MileHighReport Bill Kollar is awesome. And I don’t just say that because he’s an @MSUBobcatsFB alum that wrestled a bear. Although those things make him a badass.

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@sportslogosnet Hartford Whalers. Done. Easy list!

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3 years

@WinterForMT @GovGianforte Thank you.

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@louiesizzzle @PFF

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@DonShift3 @BillingsMT You're not wrong... except Billings to Malstrom near Great Falls is about 220 miles. Not 150. Off by almost a third.

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@dmsreadwrite It's an Eminem album.

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11 years

Von Miller used the Broncos fax machine to pay his tickets.

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@flyosity Delicious irony if the man obsessed with servers was taken down by the contents of one.

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7 years

@Mikedecicco It’s called a touchdown. When a player with the ball carries it beyond the goal line, you get twice as many points as a field goal!

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@flyosity “Where one goes to Sunglass Hut we all go to Sunglass Hut.“

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@AnaMardoll As far as I know, Jesus never wore pants.

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@hollykmichels Another of many reasons not to vote for Zinke. As if I needed more.

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@alliemarie777 @RoyalHoeliness “Research” does not mean reposting bullshit you heard on A Flock of Karens Facebook group.

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@MileHighReport His cap hit is high but being able to draft OL or LB would be nice. Definitely need to improve the OL to protect whoever is back there.

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@cabel I worked at OfficeMac when Win95 came out. So much hype, we had multiple customers come in to buy it who didn’t own a computer. They didn’t know why, but they really want to spend money on it.

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@maxvoltar Mine has a modal that comes up over the reverse camera to say “Automatic connection was disconnect” when it doesn’t connect to my phone. Yes, right while I’m backing up and need the camera, block the screen with a grammatically incorrect non-dismissible modal, please.

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@elonmusk @StephenKing Or you could: * Charge to start up new accounts stopping massive amounts of new bot accounts * Not let new accounts tweet/reply/retweet for a set amount of time * Have the new billionaire owner lead by example and not be a troll himself because he thinks he's a comedian

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@kemc Imagine spending $44 billion on a platform you don't understand just so right-wing nuts and crypto bros can tell you how much of a genius you are.

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@EWAEmily @darth All food belongs to the Labrador, therefore not guilty.

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