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Part-time agent of chaos • Full-time ghost • ✨Survival Specialist✨• Human Being • Medium Ugly (Heart of Gold)
Joined April 2011
My legal documents say “Port of Spain, Trinidad” 🇹🇹 However, since April 28, 2025 I identify as being from Castries, St Lucia 🇱🇨 Hope this helps any confusion 😂 (I’ll revisit this tweet in 2030, Inshallah)
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Forget matching PJs Me and who? (Just to clarify, I am Batman in this equation)
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I CANNOT seem to recall this detail. I’m checking back the footage from 1990 attempted coup, because… no way 😂😭
@MalikSmithJM @NicSGreene Orhor, I was gonna say how you from trinidad and never learnt that in social studies but I see now that you're from Jamaica or atleast have the flag in your bio. But yes there was an attempted coup,they made the prime minister walk naked on tv and also what the other person said
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HELLOO!! Wha really going on HERE??? 😭
this was the coup when the jamette al muslimeen tried to overthrow the government
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The one about the girl from the Library
Best Michael Jackson song of all time but you aren't allowed to say Thriller or Billie Jean
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Marie Antoinette core.
Trump hosted a glittering ‘Great Gatsby’-themed Halloween party at Mar-a-Lago — just hours before millions of people were set to lose SNAP benefits
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I don’t even stay abreast anymore, but I fear dude is going full Marouane Fellaini IYKYK
Dude is never gonna cut his hair at this point.
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🗣️Attention friends:
Nothing even matters Kiss your friends today
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Call me crazy, but… 🤷🏾♂️ ???
He doesn’t smoke He doesn’t drink He doesn’t womanise He doesn’t party He stays at home He doesn’t bet Where can I find him??
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“Every accusation… ” something something… etc..
Aye allyuh, Sadam just say in the parliament say PNM have bloggers all over social media fear mongering the country. If yall part of that crew yall getting paid...hook me up.
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Breaking news: The Caribbean has declared Kamla Persad-Bissessar Persona Non Grata. Reporting for Dominica 🇩🇲, we are pleased (as a member that normally goes against the status quo) to have made a decision in line with the interests of our brothers and sisters in CARICOM.
Therefore, on behalf of the Caribbean, I have no choice but to declare Kamla Susheila Persad-Bissessar: “Persona Non Grata”
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On Behalf of Jamaica 🇯🇲, I would like to thank all the representatives and speakers who have united in these times. We have assembled over the last few days as our nation is recovering to participate in a history verdict. The future generations will remember this pride and joy
Therefore, on behalf of the Caribbean, I have no choice but to declare Kamla Susheila Persad-Bissessar: “Persona Non Grata”
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A year ago, I used this app to help over 300 people know that their families were ok / found after Hurricane Beryl. Sounds looks you have a skill issue
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As political tensions escalate, this brings our #SenileSoucouyantDraft to a timely conclusion Thank you all for your participation and solidarity (and geeps) We (🇹🇹) have a long road ahead. Let’s take the laughs where we can, but let’s not forget what is at stake ❤️🫶🏾
Therefore, on behalf of the Caribbean, I have no choice but to declare Kamla Susheila Persad-Bissessar: “Persona Non Grata”
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Therefore, on behalf of the Caribbean, I have no choice but to declare Kamla Susheila Persad-Bissessar: “Persona Non Grata”
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However, from 🇹🇹 to 🇯🇲, 🇬🇩, 🇧🇧, 🇦🇬, 🇰🇳, 🇱🇨, 🇩🇲, 🇬🇵, 🇸🇷, 🇬🇾, 🇻🇨, 🇧🇸 & everywhere in between, we could not find a country that wanted to accept #TheSenileSoucouyant - she is the definition of an unwelcomed person Uncharacteristic for a region so warm and welcoming…
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Quite literally anywhere but the Caribbean. Send she to Saudi Arabia
Quite literally anywhere else? Guyana 🇬🇾? St. Vincent and the Grenadines 🇻🇨? The Bahamas 🇧🇸?
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Caribbean people are some of the warmest and most welcoming in the world People from all over speak about how welcomed they feel when visiting Despite our differences, we have that in common Despite our differences, we look out for each other as well…
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Quite literally anywhere else? Guyana 🇬🇾? St. Vincent and the Grenadines 🇻🇨? The Bahamas 🇧🇸?
Fortunately, we the people of Dominica are unable to accept her at this time. She fails to meet both our minimal common sense requirements, in addition to our minimum Dominican Créole fluency requirements. We would like to graciously offer her to any other country of Earth.
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Suriname 🇸🇷?
Thanks for the offer, I do not know this lady but on behalf of the Commonwealth of Dominica, we cannot accept. Passe la a Suriname . Thank you!
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