The Oompa Loompa from the knock off Wonka land experience looks like she’s running a literal meth lab and is seriously questioning the life choices up until this point. If you scripted this, I would say it was too on the nose
Bloke I used to work with in the city literally shit himself as he crossed the finishing line in crippling agony; over the next 5 days some of his toenails dropped off & his girlfriend who was waiting for him at the finishing line stopped returning his texts
what if you had a boyfriend (imagine) who was doing the marathon and you went to meet him at the end and you saw him cobbling towards you, shivering in this little tin foil shawl and you got the ick
Big Bens clock has stopped; horses are running loose in London covered in blood. All we need now is all the ravens to leave the Tower of London & we got a full set of portents of woe.
Just been reminded that David Blaine did 44 days in a Perspex box suspended over the Thames in London & we Brits just wanted to fuck with him:
I’m so proud of our nation.
So… Wagner has just had Dom Cummings openly admit Boris Johnson chucked cash at the national press during covid.
I am betting I can name the press it was as well. This is a story.
@Nick_Pettigrew
When Martin Lewis said the words
“I’ve got nothing left” I found it haunting because it was literally the full stop on a sentence of impoverishment for some people somewhere.
Incredible scenes as Lord Bethell promptly recalls a message from Mone to defend Sunak. Which would have been just dandy but…
Didn’t he tell the covid enquiry he lost his phone?
Ok so legit i was offered £500 four days before this event to play a “captivating role” within the immersive experience.
Something felt really fishy about it, so I turned it down, but I will regret not getting a front row seat to the behind-the-scenes till the day I die
@DmitryOpines
I’ve dealt with McKinsey three times in my career; the second time a senior consultant said “we are not here to tell you answers; but to facilitate progress” and that confirmed my suspicions
“The windmill blades of the Moulin Rouge in Paris have fallen. Bloody horses run in the streets of London & Big Ben no longer kept the right time.
The age of the west is over man.”
@Ed_Miliband
Opposition isn’t much snuff either sadly.
Look Ed, just want to say sorry:
I laughed at the bacon sandwich photo like many - but in hindsight this was childish & not helpful.
Sorry.
At Christmas we bought the boys desks for their new bedrooms. The eldest was unusually excited for this; in turn asking Father Christmas for pens & pencils & writing paper.
I walked in on him, on Christmas Day, surreptitiously scribbling away at his just before bedtime
Love it when a story like this develops - so turns out the guy behind this is quite the weegie scam artist - including loading lots of LLM generated conspiracy books to Amazon
Between season 1 and 2 of Sesame Street, Oscar the Grouch changed from orange to green.
The canonical explanation is that during a trip to Swamp Mushy Muddy, Oscar became so covered in moss that he turned green. If Oscar took a shower he’d be orange again.
But he never showers
Look I’m one of these homeowners & even I find this distasteful now:
They are homes. Not assets. People need them. This whole thing creates intrinsic economic problems for the country & has to be reformed somehow.