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i love that you can just make google's servers make arbitrary http requests for you from their servers
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My kid’s Wednesday Addams won second place at a comic convention.
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I remember the time my then ISP tried to convince me i had to pay per connected internet device. Warned me that, and I quote: “You can’t be hubbin’ it.”
I was like “ok sure i will definitely not hub it”.
I hubbed it.
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seems like a good day to say i am 10 years sober from alcohol and without the jesus bullshit
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when they get that quantum computer breaking RSA they better call the software Busta Primes
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in 1999 i made a webserver that ran completely in a vbscript inside a word document that served your whole hard drive out to the internet
my younger self is still tickled by the prospect of script induced mayhem in common software
i love that you can just make google's servers make arbitrary http requests for you from their servers
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ok hold the fuck up
i am using my ipad to the right of my laptop
and the fucking mouse just moused over from the laptop to the ipad like
they are not 'connected' other than proximity
i didnt install shit
what the fuck
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CISO beware: remember, it is not enough to buy the snake oil they are trying to sell you
you need to hire a certified infosec professional that knows how to properly apply oil to the snake rather than just trying to grease that thing up yourself
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if they made a line of fragrances inspired by infosec it would be called 'false scents of security'
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“It was DNS”
“It was BGP”
…
Someone: what if we just did BGP over DNS
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if you install python from the website on windows 10 it doesnt work
you get the windows store stub telling you install it from the store
then when you go to install poetry it says you can install that with pipx
when you go to get pipx you it wants you to install it with scoop
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when i hear that hot take from a corporate shill about how open source developers can’t be trusted
and how everything has to be measured with some precise system
i suddenly remember what passes for performance review by the same people
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Some people have friends
Some people have friends that remember their birthdays
Some people have friends like
@medus4_cdc
that remember your birthday and get you a fucking GOASTE STAINED GLASS SUNCATCHER
This is amazing and special and i love it.
(Made by
@TouchG1ass
)
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2003-> 2007 -> 2015 -> 2023
Twenty years with a decade of hell. Don’t take VC money, kids.
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i am enjoying the 1990s time machine that is freebsd
this is what happens when you let dr who people make an operating system
you get a computer tardis that is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside and just assumes you've seen the last 30 years of it
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Reminder that the Speaker of the House does not have to be a Member of Congress
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pissing off d&d people by saying my alignment is chaotic lawful or evil good
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He’s making a list, checking it twice, to find out who’s naughty or nice?
That means there’s a race condition where you can be naughty between the two checks and still get presents.
He’s making a list, checking it twice, to find out who’s naughty or nice?
LOL, that’s just what the compliance cert says. But he has no accurate asset inventory so he’s just YOLOing it and hoping for the best.
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putting your mental health conditions after your name on your business card
Bob Jones, CPA, CHFC, PTSD, ADHD
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The existence of Air Jordans implies the existence of Water Jordans, Earth Jordans, and Fire Jordans.
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Without downloading any new pics, what is your energy going into 2024?
Without downloading any new pics, what is your energy going into 2024?
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Any corporations bitching about open source better be willing to pay people to do work on that code
Sorry TANSTAAFL. Better be ready to spend that ad revenue on your own defenses rather than the pool on your second house.
Also, excess profits are just unpaid wages, so fuck you.
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when someone asks you if you are sad
but don’t have the words in your language to describe the sensation of the futility of all things resulting from the inevitable decay of the world and the fact that nothing lasts forever.
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just remember
even when things are hard
and things feel hopeless
every day is better than the next
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tax the hell out of uninhabited rental properties
rental prices need downward pressure
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remember kay-bee toys?
what i remember was how it smelled in there
strangely refreshing
but in retrospect i think it was the smell of plastic
like ABS and HDPE outgassing
i think people were just getting high from toy fumes
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Old: changing your passwords regularly
New: changing other people’s passwords regularly
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Windows is an attack surface that also happens to be an operating system.
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Tired: security company with dog mascot
Wired: security company with three headed dog mascot
Inspired: security company with three assed dog mascot
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A dude who constantly invokes comparisons to the book 1984 is a George Orwellactually
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tired: taking this week off
wired: taking this month off
inspired: taking it all off, baby
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plot twist you didnt actually buy a cow you bought a digital receipt that is a picture of a badly drawn cow
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People working in AI are figuring out the hard way that they wanted to make
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"
but are getting
"Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice".
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here’s an idea
don’t grant yourself authority that you wouldn’t want your successor to have
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late stage capitalism demands the invention of a gamified bidet that rates your turds and you get badges for taking the best shit on the internet
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as an author of security tools and app development frameworks i am sorry report this what actual users do
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what is one thing that makes you happy to bring to the world?
I’ll start. I enjoy designing shirts and making art and music and making people laugh.
Sometimes i just like to make a couple people smile when they get a joke that nobody else gets.
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