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welcome new followers. you've all made a terrible mistake.
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RT @peligrietzer: Just realized that Milton Keynes and John Maynard Keynes aren't the same person and also Milton Keynes isn't a person.
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RT @ddhitchens: The Leadbeater bill is on a knife-edge; but if it passes, you can expect in 10-15 years to hear its backers saying, “Of cou….
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Crafting cheatsocks is a better indicator of political brilliance than memorising the Confucian classics in this essay I will.
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RT @XianyangCB: Crafting cheatsocks is a better indicator of political brilliance than memorising the Confucian classics in this essay I wi….
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RT @whocareenergy: New kid on the block tries to take on the old master, gets a valuable lesson.
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RT @SaulStaniforth: Rob Rinder asks Steve Reed how much would it cost to renationalise the water industry? He says £100bn. Rinder points ou….
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My latest article is on the cover of today’s New York Times Magazine. @NYTmag @nytimes
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RT @WB_Baskerville: Pixar movies have really gotten terrible. Back when I was 8 they were awesome. Now I’m 37 and they don’t interest me at….
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RT @no_earthquake: but what if every possible utilitarian maximization is inferior to the number of utils lost by having to talk to utilita….
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