[suburban dad running for president] dad: as your president, i vouch to make sure every door stays closed *crowd cheers* Dad: cause i’m not paying to heat up the whole neighborhood! *crowd erupts, new balances are thrown into the air* Tweet added by palmer ward @decentbirthday

palmer ward

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[suburban dad running for president] dad: as your president, i vouch to make sure every door stays closed *crowd cheers* Dad: cause i’m not paying to heat up the whole neighborhood! *crowd erupts, new balances are thrown into the air*

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Casey

@Shadlove1134

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@decentbirthday @CheifLimore

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@miaclai

6 years

@decentbirthday @TomHanekamp21

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Wittit

@Get_Wittit

6 years

@decentbirthday @bvhamner “And I will vow to ensure that defense, will always win championships!!”

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Katie Lucas

@kaitlynlucass

6 years

@decentbirthday @taraatots This is your mom but with the ac 😂😭

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jake?

@mojodubs

6 years

@decentbirthday @RobertONeal44

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Cjadaa

@cjadaaaaa

6 years

@decentbirthday Hi not paying to heat up the whole neighborhood, I'm dad!

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A Scholar of Sorts

@liberty2think

6 years

@decentbirthday And every light in the house is off when you're not in the room!

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Kyle Pugh, M.I.

@ArchivistKyle

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@decentbirthday @shawn_hinves I could almost see Andrew Scheer using this

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