What do we think of this? US Park Police seized an ice cream cart from a non-permitted vendor and gave away all the ice cream and drinks to tourists and passersby indicating it was going in the trash anyway. @WashProbs

🧾@DKSportsbook #LetDKCook

[Receives return to office notice.].Me: I don’t even remember the code to the bathroom 😭🚽🧻 @OverheardWDC.

Me and my friend. #Election2024 #vote @WashProbs @OverheardWDC

RT @FDSportsbook: The Commanders punter Tress Way pulling up to games

Just another day in Murder Yards… individual attempts to run away from police on the Navy Yards train platform and his gun drops out while attempting to flee just as fans are leaving the Nats last game of the szn. @WashProbs @PoPville @DCNewsLive @DMVHOODZNDNEWZ

RT @Capitals: WHOOOOO WANTS IT⁉️. RT for a chance to win. (18+) Rules/Eligibility ➡️ Link in Bio

I did not have Ginuwine playing with the National Symphony Orchestra at the Kennedy Center on my bingo card for this year. @WashProbs

Hi @FrontierCare can chance you can let Diamond members fly bikes for free? @FlyFrontier.

DC dogs be like… wit the switch. #dc @WashProbs

What does @CISAgov use to power their #July4thFireworks feed from the Washington Monument? None other than @elonmusk’s @Starlink… also why is the physical security of this so weak? Aren’t yall in charge of securing our critical infrastructure? @slashdot @WIRED #dc #starlink

Biden looks like he needs a @redbull 🪽-#PresidentialDebate.

Wow… #Baltimore native Dylan Beard (unsponsored, deli worker at @walmart) is living out his dreams at the #TrackFieldTrials24 and can’t even get a sponsorship by Baltimore-based @UARunning… ya’ll should be embarrassed of yourselves for not supporting your hometown athlete.

RT @NUCLRGOLF: Peter Malnati played with Grayson Murray during the first two rounds this week. Visibly shaken, this is heartbreaking to wat….

You know what would be amazing? If @kimpton and @soulcycle did a collab where hotel guests can take a free class a day at select properties🥹@IHGOneRewards.

Hi @CLTAirport any idea when/if there will be @Clear? You served 53 million (!) passengers in 2023 and are AA’s second largest hub. Sounds like NC is “last in flight” when it comes to capacity planning and improvements. #CLTAirport.

So the weirdest thing happened today…I pickup my @Avis rental car and someone’s bags & purse are in the car… like how does this happen? Didn’t touch any bags but part of me thought there might be a dead body inside. @PhoenixPolice you have any missing persons cases lately? #PHX

In can you missed it, before Kuzy exited the ice from pre-game warmies, he shot a puck into the Caps net 🥅 after the majority of the Caps players had exited the ice. 🥹😭 #ALLCAPS @rmnb.

If the @Capitals don’t close out @Kuzya92 video montage in arena with this picture I’m gonna be upset. 😂 #ALLCAPS

Not even North Korean propaganda is this bad. I bet Kim Jong-un like… WTF?! #SOTU2024 #SOTU @WashProbs