Dan Bentley
@dbentley
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Lover of lore and lyric explanations. Once and future software engineer. he/him; BLM; intersectional feminist Opened for The Who
Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2007
Heard someone here wasn't caring for a stranger.
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Personally, I'm more pissed off by fascists...
Almost nothing pisses me off more than leftwing douchebags trying to rebrand WWII veterans as Antifa
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Whichever town removes a cap on flagpole height will usher in the space elevator. Millennia from now, humanity will have forgotten the etymology of "riding the Steak 'N", but will benefit from it daily.
The flag installations have begun at Steak n Shake. Every Steak n Shake is getting the tallest and biggest American flag that local governments will allow! Steak n Shake proudly supports American values and traditions. 🇺🇸
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It’s a reminder that parents can still do the things they love while taking care of their children
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A mother is going viral after winning a Mortal Kombat tournament while holding her five-day-old daughter in her arms.
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Your friend in consulting: Yea I work at one of the four firms, it’s a Hogwarts Houses situation Your friend in law: Yea I work at JewishName & AngloName. There’s 50,000 identical firms that all pay the same Your friend in tech: Yea I work at Oouma™, a startup which may exist
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In hindsight, spotting crows was not an emergency worthy of calling 911, and my phrasing "I just witnessed a murder" was unnecessarily confusing. I apologize to the fine folks at Kalamazoo Emergency Dispatch.
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hello, new zealand school of music. i am begging you please change your school’s acronym somehow
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This is what they took from us
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”
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The ADHD urge to buy a thing, watch all the videos about the thing, religiously track shipping until it finally arrives, excitedly open the shipping box to get to the thing, then place the thing somewhere random to forget about it for 3-60 months.
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@Duderichy edwin hubble was a college basketball player and is in the indiana basketball hall of fame
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Every single person I’ve seen unearth this video (ranging from the tech right to progressives) has praised it.
Chicken over rice now costs $10 or more. It's time to make halal eight bucks again.
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I like to throw soy sauce at sad people. Kikkoman while he’s down.
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You need to understand something. And this is where context is everything. That’s my grandfather. Lt Col Bertram W Wilson. He was a Tuskegee Airman with the 302nd and 100th Fighter Squadron. He took that photo coming back from the Berlin bombing mission that was the finale of the
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Widow is on a trip to Rome when the guy she lost her virginity to at Villanova 50 years ago gets elected pope, but are there sparks? Diane Keaton & Harrison Ford star, Nancy Meyers directs. It’s called “Ex Cathedra”.
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I still think the biggest/funniest company flexes is MB posting every single time their seats work
Earlier today a Finnish Defence Force (FDF) F/A-18C Hornet crashed while practicing for an airshow near Rovaniemi in Lapland. The pilot successfully ejected using the Martin-baker SF-14A (NACES) Seat. #MartinBaker #EngineeringForLife
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Sequel pitch: "Conclave: Road Trip". The boys only have 72 hours to get to the Vatican, but Tedesco is on the no-fly list, and they only have Tremblay's college-days Yugo to make it from Trondheim to Rome!
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losing my CDL because my essay on homoeroticism in whitman is too shallow and derivative
WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP WILL SIGN ORDER ON ENGLISH LITERARY TESTS FOR TRUCKERS IN U.S.
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