Christian Dart
@DartChristian
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I play the guitar and perform what some people would hopefully agree as comedy.
London
Joined June 2014
Ozzy Osbourne passing on reminded me of when I met him. I was about 15 and he was doing a special event, I rushed to London to meet him with my new electric guitar on my back in the hopes that he would sign it for me. He did “Go Fucking Crazy, Ozzy Osbourne”. R.I.P Ozzy.
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THE CRITICS HAVE SPOKEN 🕵️♂️🔥. GUMSHOE! Is a hit and you’ve been WARNED. Very proud of this show and all the people that have helped make it happen❤️. Get tickets to GUMSHOE! TOMORROW in Kingston 19:00PM. Tickets: Then at the Edinburgh Fringe. 🕵️♂️❤️🔥
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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️. That’s right, it’s ANOTHER five star review for your favourite Detective. I’m so happy with the reception to GUMSHOE! It makes me feel ALL WARM INSIDE. 5th of July. Kingston. Come. 🔍. Tickets:
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ANOTHER 5 STARS?! 🤩 . “It is a winner!” - Number9 ❤️. What a gorgeous, review for GUMSHOE! On Saturday night at Wimbledon Theatre. I’m over the moon. Not bad for doing a show in a three piece suit, a tweed coat and a stupid hat on the HOTTEST DAY OF THE FREAKING YEAR.
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SOLD OUT! 🕵️♂️❤️. Tonight’s performance of GUMSHOE! At Wimbledon Theatre: Studio has SOLD FREAKIN’ OUT. Cant wait to perform this bad boy to a full house. 19:45PM, New Wimbledon Theatre: STUDIO. LETS GOOOOOOO 🕵️♂️🔥
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TOMORROW! 🕵️♂️🎾 . Last chance to grab a ticket for GUMSHOE! Tomorrow night at Wimbledon Theatre, 19:45PM. I’m so excited. Tickets: Poster by the incomparable Johanna Dart Design & Photography 📸❤️
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RT @Badclownscomedy: “A LAUGH-A-MINUTE” 🤩. “It’s a lot of fun, and goodness me, we need some comedy escapism from the issues of the world i….
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SATURDAY!🕵️♂️😏🔍. Wimbledon. It’s time to SERVE SOME BALLS. Saturday, New Wimbledon Theatre: Studio - 19:45PM. We’re on the final few tickets, come along and make it a sell out show for your favourite detective 🕵️♂️❤️. Tickets: SEE YOU THERE.
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RT @Badclownscomedy: 5 STARS 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟. “This show will make your face ache.”. AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. THE FIRST REVIEW IS IN AND ITS 5 FRE….
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RT @OrangeDogArts: BLOCKING GREAT 20th BIRTHDAY! 🎉. I had such a wonderful birthday with the family! Felt very lucky to have been treated t….
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RT @TheRealDJCHIMP: 💥 I CHOOSE YOU!!! 💥. Happy Birthday @OrangeDogArts! I had a lot of fun drawing you in the Pokémon art style with your o….
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RT @OrangeDogArts: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂. NO LONGER A TEEN, TIME TO GET MEAN!!!. #Birthday #drawing #art
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5 FREAKING STARS?! 🤩🕵️♂️🫡. That’s right. 5 stars from ThreeWeeks for GUMSHOE! Over the moon with such a gorgeous write up for the first performance I allowed reviewers to see. ❤️🕵️♂️❤️🕵️♂️❤️🕵️♂️
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RT @OrangeDogArts: HAPPY BIRTHDAY @TheRealDJCHIMP!!! 🎂. I hope you don't mind that I made you marketable. 👀
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RT @OrangeDogArts: Jubbly! 🐻🍬. Today is my Mum's Birthday, so me and @TheRealDJCHIMP decided to draw one of the scenes based on the bed tim….
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RT @TheRealDJCHIMP: PLASTIC ELVIS MOVIE PREMIERE!🍿 . Had an absolute blast seeing myself on the big screen at London’s Curzon Cinema for th….
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TOMORROW! 🕵️♂️🐟🍟. GUMSHOE! Is hitting up @brightonfringe TOMORROW! 6PM at The Actors Theatre. I’m so excited, and guess what? There are TICKETS AVAILABLE. So why not snap them up and help me solve a whodunnit? . Tickets: Johanna Dart 📸. See you THERE ❤️
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GUMSHOE IN BRIGHTON! 🌊🕵️♂️🔫. That’s right gang, GUMSHOE! Is going to the seaside to solve some homi(sea)cide with @brightonfringe at the incredible Actors Theatre. Brighton Fringe: The Actors Theatre - May 3rd & 4th at 6PM. Tickets available here:
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THEATRE/COMEDY REVIEWERS! 🕵️. I'm looking for a few reviewers to come and see GUMSHOE! at @brightonfringe on the 3rd & 4th of May. If YOU are a reviewer and want to come and solve a crime with me, shoot me a message!. OR if you know any lovely reviewers, shoot them my way! ❤️
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