Unrelated is probably the most abused word on X right now. Once a word becomes a trend, people stop using it for its original meaning and it gets boring at some point. People start their sentences with it and end up tweeting something that totally relates to the quoted tweet.

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@darkestgrey_ Exactly! Same with partners You decide to post, why are you naw covering their face

Oh my heart!

I feel like if you feel the need to hide your child’s face before posting online, maybe you shouldn’t be posting them at all. Just tell us you have a child and we'll be happy for you. 🤷🏾

VITINHA IS THE BEST MIDFIELDER IN THE WORLD

Someone tell me the name of this moive biko I miss old moives

If you're good in English, say this very fast... High law view.

Having conversations in -1° be like...

I remember when my mum and I went to my twin sister’s matriculation. That’s how we carried rice and forgot the cooler of meat. We served her friends the rice like that. Got back home and meat was on the table. I couldn’t even eat it cos I had sore throat. E pain me.

As long as we are alive, life will have problems. Dance in storms and believe that this phase will be over. Things always work out, slowly but surely. Keep celebrating good things while dealing with tough ones. Find reasons to smile.

Just drove pass a shop where artisans were joyfully making caskets, such glee and delirious spirit for a contrivance that carries so much agony and pain. Hmm. The irony of life.

@darkestgrey_ We just have to be kind to each other, if we're not, then it means we're not having a waiting attitude, It's not easy, it takes a lot of self control. We might have failed sometimes, but I believe we can still do it.

Everywhere go fess blurrr 😂😂

"The cooler of stew isn't in the car".

The average Nigerian is frustrated. You can see it in how we talk, tweet, and even handle mild criticism. But our daily struggles aren’t an excuse to be crass or uncultured. We need to rise above the chaos and choose to act like sensible people.

I will be posting telepathically, so if you think of something funny, that was me.

I been think say I see 10m I wan order for 10 pcs asap 😭😭😭

Rise up. Grind smart. Stay kind. Repeat.

This is so me 🥹