@dansmath Where's the joke?

@dansmath Peak dad joke.

@dansmath Your Indian friend would answer the same 😂

@dansmath @divbyzero But nein isn't neun...

@dansmath Hahaha obligatory @LifeLongThinker tag 😎

@dansmath Replace German with Hindi and the punchline makes much more sense.

@dansmath My German friend asked me what is the square root of 81. I said 4.2426406871.

@dansmath Ja, ja, natürlich

@dansmath More of a German joke

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@dansmath Britain is like Philadelphia but a country. We constantly take the piss out of ourselves, often brutally. But the second anyone outside tries that on us, you have never seen us so united.

@dansmath I don’t get it and I don’t care to

@dansmath This joke doesn't work though does it? If you asked him in German he would answer 'neun' and you, speaking enough German to pronounce 81 would understand he's saying 9. If you asked him in English he would speak English and thus say 'nine', which you would understand as 9!

@dansmath "How about the square root of 36?" "Nein danke"

@dansmath And that’s why we use the NATO alphabet at home

@dansmath Reminds me of a joke my father liked: what question has the answer 9W? Answer: does your name begin with a V?

@dansmath Ask him what comes between fear and sex and seen if he says fünf

@dansmath I asked a disciple of Freud what comes between fear and sex, and he said "fünf."

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