Longball features writer/querying novelist
Empirical polemicist
Chronicler of the human condition
Music fanatic/blues guitarist
Pro-democracy/
#BlueCrew
#FBR
is featured at RawStory. This timeline of TFGโs coup has play-by-play of the traitorous leadup to & execution of 1/6. It's a piece of political detective non-fiction examining the attempted murder of U.S. democracy.
#January6th
#January6thInsurrection
Remember all those fine citizens who voted for Former President Trump because Hillary was 'corrupt'?
30K lies, 2 impeachments, 1 failed insurrection & 1 INDICTMENT later they ought to feel pretty f'ing stoo-pid!!
#TrumpIndictment
#TrumpForPrison
#LockHimUp
#LockHimUpAlready
Apparently having a law degree, 36 years in the Senate (including chairmanships of the Judiciary & Foreign Relations committees) & 8 years as a globetrotting VP in a successful administration makes one vastly more competent than being a reality TV star
Who knew?
#BidenHarris2024
The GOP strikes again at
#ChiefsParade
in Kansas City
1 dead, 15 injured (so far)
What will the Republicans' response be?
A) Guns don't kill people/people kill people
B) Prayers for KC
C) What about Hunter's laptop?
D) Crickets
E) All of the above
#GunControlNow
#shooting
James Garner:
Cool, graceful, authentic
Star of the Rockford Files & the ahead-of-its-time antiwar The Americanization of Emily
An old school Southern gent who made it but kept his family, his soul & his values intact
An astute politico given to blunt opinions about empty suits
Democracy is a terrible thing to waste
2016 was 1 of the biggest mistakes in US history, a colossal error in judgment
But the
#MAGACult
is small and NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW
The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice
#ARRESTTRUMP
#IndictArrestConvictTrump
1. Trump caused record polarization?
2. A failed coup?
3. Not calling the National Guard for 187 minutes?
4. Losing the popular vote 2x?
5. Over 30K lies?
6. Two impeachments?
7. Four million jobs lost?
8. 400K dead due to his COVID failures?
Did I miss anything? Help me out..
Public servant of the week: Judge Kaplan
Jury award to E. Jean Carroll: $83.3 million
Self-anointed victims of the week: the MAGA hordes
2020 winner to Donald Trump: Be Best
Moral of the story: FAFO/Karma
#TrumpIsALoser
Great moments in
#MAGA
history
Trump suggests injecting bleach as a cure for COVID:
โThen I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. Is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside, or almost a cleaning?"
#MAGAmorons
#MAGAMoron
While
#TraitorTrump
trends,
Jack Smith sharpens his knives,
The MAGA monkeys get ready to howl at the moon,
& Fascist trolls serve Hunter Biden nothingburgers,
This man quietly does his job, day in & day out, with no need for attention or adoration.
Normalcy is a hell of a drug.
Warring trends:
#TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
v.
#BidenWorstPresidentEver
The People have spoken; what about the experts?
Siena's poll of historians put TFG at 43, 3rd worst
Joe came in at 19 & will likely climb after his 2nd term
Indicted-Trump will always be at the bottom
Death to America?
Get Biden?
$6 Billion?
How about the BIG PICTURE?
According to professional historians:
-
#Obama
will likely be in the top 10 in time
-Biden is already in the upper half
-
#Trump
was the 2nd worst overall
Perhaps this is why Cheeto Jesus 'loves the uneducated?'
The Trump trends because low-information voters didn't grasp that Hillary would have been an extension of President Obama (with more experience.) Absent misogynistic double standards,
#DonaldTrump
would be nothing but a washed-up reality TV star.
#HillaryClinton
#Hillary
Trump is BACK in the news
The Republican Party reels
Susan Collins squirms
Maine Secretary of State confirms obvious:
#TraitorTrump
violated Sec. 3 of the 14th Amendment by fomenting insurrection attack on the U.S. Capitol
Shenna Bellows named Public Servant of the week
Onward!
is sorry to hear about President Carter. I'm an atheist, but I respect those who walk the walk. Carter is a real Christian, which is more than I can say for the vast majority of GOP impostors who've attacked him through the years. His is a model of a life well-lived.
#integrity
President Biden saved us from the Liar-in-Chief & has:
*Strengthened our alliances & international standing
*Protected Social Security
*Ushered in record job growth, steady wage increases & an exploding Dow
*Put on a clinic in high-stakes federal governance
Thanks, Joe Biden
Stormy Daniels got $130K
E. Jean Carroll to get $83.3 million
New York AG
#LetitiaJames
to get $454 million
Trump Tower to get repossessed
Ivanka/Jared to get off scot-free
GoFundMe to get pleas from failed POTUS/self-proclaimed 'billionaire'
#TrumpIsBroke
#TrumpIsBrokeAF
#Shame
on Ari Melber for hosting a smug, cravenly dishonest get-off-my-lawner like Bill Maher whose past-sell career's latest highlight is to call SAG demands 'kooky' & say writers aren't owed a living--from the basement of an 8,000-square foot mansion writers helped him buy
FACT: Biden got EIGHTY ONE MILLION votes, shattering the previous record of the mighty 2008 Barack Obama (69 million) & beating an incumbent by seven million votes.
Joe Biden don't need no stinkin' "fan base."
p.s. f!ck Chuck Todd, major league HACK
#KariLake
: YOU LOST
You lost by 17,000 votes to Katie Hobbs
You lost a case before the Maricopa County Superior court
You lost a decision before an AZ appeals court, who rejected every single one of your claims
You will lose the AZ Supreme Court case
Give it up
#KariLakeLost
#BidenDebateKennedy
?
Why would
#JoeBiden
, who got a record-shattering 81 million votes, waste his time in a sound-bite contest with a hyperprivileged p.o.s. who repeatedly lies about life and death matters, hangs with seditionists & has never even run for county dog catcher?
As we honor a real Christian,
#MartinLutherKingJr
, Evangelicals at the
#IowaCaucuses
vote 4 a dictator (see:
#Iowa4Trump
) who cheated on his 1st wife with his 2nd wife, his 2nd with his 3rd, his 3rd (while she was pregnant) with a porn star, unprotected
That is all.
#Hypocrisy
Remember all those fine citizens who drank the Trump water in 16 because Hillary was 'corrupt'?
30K lies, 2 impeachments, 1 failed insurrection, 1 Jack Smith, 1 percolating grand jury, & one Real President later, they ought to feel pretty f'ing stupid
#TrumpIsALaughingStock
April Fools news
Evangelicals froth over Trans Day of Visibility, worship Antichrist
Trump media implodes/everything Trump touches turns to shit
Hope Hicks readies to toss Donald under the bus
#TrumpIsHiding
Melania is wincing
Surging Joe asks
#MAGAMorons
'Who's your daddy?'
TRUMP LOST & Pence followed the law, giving us
Record job growth
Lowest inflation in the G7
COVID conquered
Alliances strengthened
Competence & decency restored to the White House
No moronic tweets
No drama
What's not to like?
#DementiaHitler
#TrumpForPrison2024
#Biden2024
Stumped me on this one...
SCOTUS judges Gorsuch, Kavanaugh & Alito are misogynistic scum, but while President Biden is in office, the feds & newly-appointed judges won't send us hurtling back to the glory days of back alley abortions
F
#ck
the Supreme Court/
#TrustWomenRestoreRoe
Another mass shooting
This one at a
#Jacksonville
Dollar General
Multiple Americans dead
U.S. topped 400 mass shootings A MONTH AGO
What will the GOP response be?
A) Guns don't kill people; people kill people
B) Thoughts & prayers
C) Let's talk about Hunter's laptop
D) Crickets
There's nothing quite as absurd as a Trump rally after another Republican Party thrashing, on the day Ivanka Trump testifies about the sleaziness of the family business
As the 2020 loser peddles grievances,
the winner keeps his head down & makes a difference
#BidenHarris2024
Mark Meadows tells Jack Smith 'obviously, we didn't win'
#JennaEllis
pleads guilty to 2020 lies
#SydneyPowell
/Kenneth Chesebro get ready to sing
#RudyGiuliani
to flip or get off the pot/serve time
LOCK HIM UP trends
The GOP sweats bullets
Grab your popcorn!
#TrumpForPrison2024
In today's news:
Alina is incompetent
Justice is served
E. Jean Carroll is rich
McCain is avenged
The White House was a pill mill
Ronny Jackson was a pusher
#TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal
#TrumpIsALoser
& so is Kari Lake
Democratic royalty: a 17-year-old Nancy Pelosi with then-senator John F. Kennedy. According to
#Pelosi
, a friend told her "Save this! He may be President one day."
(Colorizing by some guy on Twitter whose name I neglected to copy & paste)
Dark Brandon honor roll: $1.9 tril COVID relief, burn pit bennies 4 vets, record green investments, Respect for Marriage, CHIPS, student loan relief, infrastructure, diverse judges, expanded healthcare coverage, record job growth. What's not to like?
#BidenBoom
#BidenHarris2024
A 30-day delay in Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg's SDNY case?
A 2-month delay in the J6 case from unelected SCOTUS judges?
Having the dumb luck to get Judge Cannon for the stolen documents case?
Clouding the GA case w/meaningless info about Fani Willis' private life?
Help me out...
@CaseysSthnBlue
@virginia_dark
I don't know enough about the pre-20th Century presidents to give an honest answer, but he is definitely the worst president in the past 120 years or so
Petula Clark:
-had 9 top 20 hits from 1965-1968, including this one
-sold 68 million records
-put her arm in Harry Belafonte's on TV in 1968 & insisted it not be edited out
-sang on 'Give Peace a Chance'
-was made a CBE in 1998
-is still alive and kicking at 91
Jury finds TFG guilty of defaming E. Jean Carroll
Judge Kaplan orders treasonous toad to pay $83.3 million
Evangelical Republicans push their heads deeper in the sand
MAGA Republicans slobber about civil war
Biden Administration quietly governs
Rinse & repeat
#TrumpIsALoser
Trump visits Ohio
Makes false claim about countries sending prisoners
Spews misinformation about President Obama
Threatens a civil war/bloodbath if he loses again
Says migrants are not people...
What about Trump's grandfather?
Or his mother?
Or his first wife?
Or his third wife?
As Ron DeSanctimonious lurches back to the FL swamps
it's game on for the 2024 presidential
Dems, indies & the Never Trump crowd have a simple choice: voting for Biden or staying home/wasting their vote on a 3rd party & ending 235 years of democracy
2024 = unity or fascism
#TuckerCarlson
's moral compass:
Derek Chauvin's knee was on George Floyd's neck for 9 minutes but
George Floyd had fentanyl in his system at the time he died thus
Chauvin did not commit murder/should not be in prison
FACT CHECK: Floyd died of a cardiopulmonary arrest, not an OD
Ted Nugent trends for some reason
Tough guy Ted is best known for:
-having a volume of 11 & a comparable IQ
-avoiding prison despite a long history of exploiting underage girls
-not paying child support
-bragging about the extreme lengths he went to to avoid serving in Vietnam
Meet public citizen Dee Snider of Twisted Sister
Because just how irony-impaired do you have to be to think voter suppression, racism, Christo-fascism, mandatory births, sticking it to the poor, gouging consumers, tax cuts for the rich & frothing cults are 'anti-authority?'
Trump Force One is about to be grounded
Traitor Trump is about to be APPREHENDED
#TRUMP2024
slips into the ether
#MAGAts
embrace pre-emptive victimhood
Dark Brandon chuckles (quietly, to himself)
#StormyDaniels
speaks for the civilized billions
Champagne chills...
#ARRESTTRUMP
5th circuit Trump judge Matthew Kacsmaryk invalidated FDA approval of mifepristone
1 hour later, Obama appointee Thomas O. Rice contradicted Kacsmaryk, ordering the FDA to stay the course
Is there any question which party supports American women?
#WarOnWomen
Despite Dixville Notch & hype about 'sensible' Republicans flipping the script/voting for Nikki Haley, Dementia Don won the
#NewHampshirePrimary
in a walk
The Republican Party has no moderates left
Democracy in The United States of America has one hope: re-elect President Biden
What a difference the threat of felonies/prison time makes!
The new & improved & honest (!) Jenna Ellis reveals the central truth of the
#MAGA
Cult:
1) Trump says 'jump'
2)
#MAGAMoron
says 'how high?'
3) Rinse & repeat
is featured today at RawStory. My article is a comprehensive timeline of the vermin who created 1/6, the events of 1/6, & the implications for our future. It's a piece of political detective fiction examining the attempted murder of U.S. democracy.
Turns out Hillary was dead right.
See: Trump Tower Moscow, Trump Tower NY meeting w/DT Jr., Manafort passes swing state polling data to Russian intel, 13 Russian nationals indicted, at least 140 known contacts between Russia/Trump campaign, and on and on...
#TrumpRussia
#
is an X'er opposed to generational shaming
Many a Boomer fought the good fight from the 60s to the present, but a small/greedy clique cons millions into opposing the public interest
Blame the incurious/intellectually lazy/gullible/bigoted, not every American born from 1946-1964
Before the Biden Boom we were stuck with the Ambien/Fentanyl-ized Trump White House & all that came with it:
* Record polarization
* Economy in tatters
* 100s of 1000s of new COVID cases daily
Now: record growth, COVID defeated, the ship of state in steady hands
Thank you, Joe!
President Biden/Dark Brandon:
-Returned honor/dignity/decency/SANITY to the WH
-Conquered COVID
-Record job growth
-Diversified judiciary
-Trust in U.S. skyrocketed abroad
-Didn't conspire w/Jim Jordan to kill democracy
-Didn't lie to constituents about deadly disease
+See below
#TuckerCarlson
's moral compass:
Derek Chauvin's knee was on George Floyd's neck for 9 minutes but
George Floyd had fentanyl in his system at the time he died thus
Chauvin did not commit murder/should not be in prison
FACT CHECK: Floyd died of a cardiopulmonary arrest, not an OD
Mitch McConnell sabotages Ukraine/border bill for
#Trump
Susan Collins makes a useless statement 'of principle'
Dementia Don is a bigger joke than ever, but 10s of millions of Republican Party dopes/sociopaths aren't in on the joke
Only 1 thing can stop fascism: vote Democratic
Donald is the nadir of the American Experiment
Democracy's on the brink
We have an extremist Supreme Court of unelected judges,
Record division
& tens of millions who actually *like*
#DementiaDon
H.L. Mencken was 96 years before his time
#TrumpIsNotWell
#TrumpMentalHealth
#SignsThatYourFriendIsATraitor
: they suffer from
#TrumpDerangementSyndrome
, the belief that a man charged w/91 felonies who told 30K lies, lost 4 million jobs, enabled the deaths of 100s of thousands of Americans & let the Capitol be assaulted for 187 minutes deserves a 2nd term
#vaccinegenocide
is trending, I see
Nothing screams 'selfish & scientifically illiterate!!' quite like 1) not getting vaccinated; 2) publicly admitting one isn't vaccinated & 3) misunderstanding clear data about the benefits of being vaccinated
I'm torn between pity & contempt
No more Roe because of Donald Trump + McConnell?
Record polarization among the American people?
400K dead due to COVID failures?
Colluding w/Vladimir Putin?
Biggest Liar ever (30K+)
3 million jobs lost?
2 impeachments?
A failed coup?
Did I miss anything?
Help me out here...
62% of Americans are woefully (willfully?) ignorant
Other than Obama's first two years, no president has accomplished this much since LBJ
#BidenBoom
#Idiocracy
The 15-year Repug Reign of Terror on the WI Supreme Court is OVER!
WI put its best foot forward tonight & voted for Judge Janet Protasiewicz
Choice & voting rights can be regained
2024 will be legit
On Wisconsin!
#WisconsinSupremeCourt
#ElectionDay
#WinWithWisDems
#SCOWIS
@atensnut
If Clinton is guilty, he should face justice
As should Donald Trump, who has far more accusations against him, an assault conviction, and just happens to be running for president this year
Meet Bill Maher:
Net worth: $140 mil
# of years in Beverly Hills mansion: 21
Thoughts on 1.2 million
#COVID_19
deaths: big deal
Concern about millions w/long COVID: 0
Connection to working Americans: 0
Self-regard: grossly inflated
Verdict: smug, intellectually dishonest asshole
This Public Service Announcement is brought to you by an exceptional human being, underrated president, and--unlike
#MikePence
-- a Real Christian, President Carter
#JimmyCarter
#PresidentCarter
#KariLake
is still trending, somehow
Facts:
-KL lost by 17,000 votes to Katie Hobbs
-KL lost b4 the Maricopa County Superior court
-KL lost b4 an AZ appeals court, who rejected every single one of her claims
-KL will lose b4 the Arizona Supreme Court
Get over it
#karilakelost
My President:
-is qualified
-has a net job GAIN
-has restored dignity to the office
-hasn't lied over 30K times
-hasn't fomented a coup
-hasn't been indicted 4X
-hasn't been impeached twice
-hasn't been convicted of sexual assault
RT if you support
#BidenHarris
& basic decency
Brett Favre won 3 MVPs & 1 ring but he also:
-has the record for interceptions
-sent d!ck pics to a woman not his wife
-was accused of sexual harassment
-stole from the poorest people in the poorest state
-is now boycotting Fox for firing
#Tucker
Can you say 'idiot savant?'