Our WiFi networks are Wario Party and Mario Party. Someone in our complex just made theirs waluigi party. I’ve never felt this sense of community before.

RT @justnfields: Y’all hit that retweet button for me. Appreciate y’all!! #ProBowlVote #DaBears @justnfields

I wish they made trail mix without the almonds and raisins and they put the peanuts inside of the m&ms.

RT @MacMillerMemoir: Faces by @MacMiller. Out now on all streaming platforms.

Every fall I’m so happy to see football come back. Every fall I’m so sad to learn that Young Sheldon is still being produced.

Me waiting for @computrdata to update his organized list of songs he is currently listening to this week

RT @pacunamatada: wario deserves love too 🥺.

When your girlfriend asked you to take the trash out hours ago and you have to act like you forgot

While everyone is crying about the stock market my 401k I converted into Runescape gold is seeing record gains.

RT @Zepeda_1213: @DeAndreHopkins @NFL Texans fans

Thank you @flyinglotus for spending 98 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped.

Had a page long text open on my phone, a guy sitting next to me on the L nudged me and chuckled, “women”. It was a page long text I sent to my friend about my RuneScape account.

Things have been going well since Paulina and I moved in but this week is the start of the NFL season and Gears 5 just got released. Time to put this relationship to the test.

Had no idea Family Feud was getting canceled 😔

RT @ninsoup: Man Arrested For Smuggling Wario Drugs Into Japan

RT @flyinglotus: FLAMAGRA is out now ! Pls share.🔥🔥.

RT @flyinglotus: My new album.FLAMAGRA .Out May 24th.

Wondering how Bill Microsoft would have reacted 🤔.

RT @pacunamatada: please explain to me why Girl Scout cookie prices have SKYROCKETED to $5 a box?!?! . No one should have to work overtime….

RT @ChicagoBears: See ya in Orlando, #🔟! . @Mtrubisky10 has been named to the #ProBowl replacing Rams QB Jared Goff.