Colleen Ballingerš
@ColleenB123
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iām that girl with the lipstick that everyone hates. check out my youtube channels if you get bored! she/her
Joined March 2011
crying every 3 seconds because i love him so much my heart feels like itās going to jump out of my chest. š
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canāt believe i actually gave birth to a whole ass human. thatās wild.
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i have a long video coming soon of the birth of my perfect little angel. itās going to take me a while to get up so please be patient. i need to take a few days to stare at my adorable son. š.
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This is the best Christmas morning EVER! š
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i see a lot of moms online who portray a perfect, easy lifestyle. but this is a more realistic version of what motherhood looks like. i wish more people would show their reality instead of the most perfect version of themselves online. cuz the messy stuff is beautiful too.š
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iconic. i want to be greta thunberg when i grow up.
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i was today years old when i learned that this is how cashews grow.
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itās getting late but i just finished editing the video of my babyās birth! should i post it tonight? š¬.
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today i was peed on 3 times, barfed on twice and got covered in projectile diarrhea from the tiniest little booty in the world. and iāve never been happier. š.
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trying to edit this birth vlog is impossible! i canāt stop crying. best day of my life!.
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we finally named our baby! editing the video now. not sure when itās going up so make sure to have your bell notifications on! š.
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I will teach my son to respect women. I will teach my son what the word consent means. I will teach my son to believe and support women when they tell their stories. I will teach my son to be a good person.
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no one:. me: MY BABY IS SO CUTE! HAVE YOU SEEN MY BABY? HEREāS A PHOTO OF MY BABY! DID YOU KNOW I HAD A BABY? HEREāS MORE PHOTOS OF MY BABY! I LOVE MY BABY! IM A MOM AND I HAVE A CUTE BABY!.
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I know I gave birth to my son a month ago, but I didnāt really feel like a mom until I accidentally recorded this video tonight. wow.
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telling people with anxiety to just stop having anxiety does not help them with their anxiety.
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i was trying to get a photo of Flynnās new teeth but i ended up with the cutest video of all time.
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i love stalking you guys when i feed Flynn in the middle of the night. who wants a follow??? āŗļø.
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my son loves Christmas!!! he woke up at 4:30 am and hasnāt gone back to sleep. HES TOO EXCITED! also he had gas. but HES ALSO EXCITED PROBABLY!.
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i canāt believe Flynn is 10 days old!!! time is going by way too quickly!.
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i sang āyou are my sunshineā to Flynn before bedtime tonight and wept. when i was a little girl my grandpa would sing it to me and i dreamt of singing it to my own baby one day. i canāt believe that day is here. Flynn is my dream come true and iāve never felt so happy. š.
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i literally canāt believe my body makes milk and it comes out of my boobs and feeds the baby that my body made. like wtf. thatās wild.
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OMG last year a weird guy snuck into my bedroom and did a photo shoot in my bathtub. š¤¢ this sounds made up. but it HAPPENED. Iāve been dying to tell u all about it and iām finally posting a video about it on Monday. šµ.
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One of the most magical moments of my life. My babies fell asleep holding hands yesterday and my heart exploded. š„°
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tbh, iām really disappointed in myself because i didnāt save my placenta and now i canāt do a placenta mukbang with @shanedawson and @trishapaytas. i do have an endless supply of breast milk though. .
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my baby and dog are obsessed with each other and honestly itās the best thing that has ever happened to me.
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āoh my god thereās a sparkle in his buttholeā - Erik while changing Flynnās diaper.
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i love my cute husband! i love my cute baby! i love my cute family! i love my cute friends! how did i get so lucky? š„°.
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HES 6 MONTHS OLD TODAY!!! WHAT!!!? That happened too fast! STOP GROWING LITTLE SQUISH! š
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i feel so nervous and vulnerable about this video. uploading now. š³.
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i can hear Erik teaching Flynn the alphabet in the next room and he just said āQ is for queef!ā.
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so in my vlog today i talked about how Youtube is disabling comments and demonetizing videos of innocent people instead of punishing the pedophiles who are commenting on them. MY VIDEO GOT DEMONETIZED AND COMMENTS ARE DISABLED JUST BECAUSE I CALLED THEM OUT ON IT. this is nuts.
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"CHILD SHE SINGS"?!?!? I'm gagging what is this trash. Lololol
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Seeing the overwhelming love and support from the internet today has made me so happy and I feel so loved. Yāall are making me cry. It might be because Iām pregnant and emotional. or itās because you are all amazing. I love you! š¤°š»ššš.
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youtubers have such cool merch now and i havenāt changed mine in like 5 years. i should definitely make new stuff. but like. iām tired.
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most restaurants in LA have switched to paper straws! YAY! so i just bought a bunch of metal straws to put in my purse for when i eat out because i love turtles but i hate trying to suck liquid through desinigrating paper.
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baby took a nap and i got a shower. MOM GOALS!!!
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Erik went to CVS in his pajamas tonight to get me adult diapers. iāve never been more attracted to him. š.
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When I found out I was pregnant I couldnāt believe it. Every morning I woke up and thought I wasnāt pregnant anymore. so each day I took multiple pregnancy tests. This is how many I took in the first 4 days. š
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I WENT TO CVS TODAY! it was my first time out of the house since i had the baby and i feel like superwoman! I DID IT! I GOT OUT OF THE HOUSE! IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER TO GET AN ABSURDLY LONG CVS RECEIPT IN MY LIFE!
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I took my son to Disneyworld today and his favorite part was this dribble of water.
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canāt believe we are gonna be a family of FIVE. š
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i think iāve watched this approximately 3,000 times.
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āis it weird that this is making me crave curry?ā - Erik while changing Flynnās diaper.
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So now YouTube can punish creators by disabling the comment section & demonetizing videos if the comments arenāt ad friendly? if this is true, every youtuber needs to start looking for a new job. There are hardly any videos on youtube that lack vile comments. how is this fair?.
I DARE YOU to finder a cleaner, kinder comments section on all of YouTube. This is WRONG. And creators shouldnāt be penalized for other peopleās comments. The comments should be removed and that user should be banned.
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If you donāt Then you.love me donāt deserve.at my me at my
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i forgot what sleeping feels like. love that for me.
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Flynn just learned about the horror of the front facing camera.
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