CLP
@coldlikepizza
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Smart-ass. Anchor down and stay away from clowns.
Joined September 2024
The official vehicle of @RoddyRicch
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This is elite New York convo, like nigga for real, wtf is you doing on all these rooftops on the first place.
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I just realized that short people can’t appreciate my hat game because they’re just looking up at the brim.
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Showing the fist is crazy energy.
Isaiah Stewart is not a real person lmaooo Bro got ejected for threatening to give Bobby Portis a knuckle-sandwich 😭😭
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When did tipping jump from 15-20 to 40% MF better bring my food out while doing a handstand and singing Hamilton.
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Why it looks like they got cannonballed by a cup noodle?
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Not even a real player lol
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Helping repopulate the earth. We’re running out of new people.
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I guess everyone is going to have a blue check this month because it was only $1.
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I mean, I ain’t never use food stamps, but I’d rather have the groceries.
Yal using dis shit like its da damn 50/50 question bruh
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Your funeral, wtf? Gotta either get the mouth washed out with soap or have the taste smacked out that mf.
You’re 14 years old and you just told you grandfather to f*ck off What happens next?
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… they built a wall.
Why is China so much more advanced than the United States?
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That’s a nigga.
She's a 10 but she has an 8 inch c*ck, what is she? 😋
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I’m black water. Do we form a group?
White water?
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Culture.
Boiled Chicken, Greek Yogurt & White Rice. What’s missing here? 🍗 🍚
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Why the cop look like the Bond villain from skyfall when he took his jaw out?
Bronx man takes another man’s Taco Bell order after the victim’s arrest
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This ain’t even bait, this is 100% true.
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