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The guy that used to bully me in school, and I secretly hate, asked me for trading advice. I wanted him to lose money, so told him to do the exact opposite of me and short support last week. He made 9k profit and I got liquidated.
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She woke up in the middle of the night, Sunday, and transferred our funds from FTX to our Ledger.
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My wife has a crypto Twitter account that I run. She knows nothing about crypto, and I make all the posts for her and get her to take pics from time to time. Simps just send her Eth for no reason. We have just booked an African safari paid entirely by crypto people.
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While my dad had stage 4 lung cancer, I yolo'd $5,000 into Dogecoin at .001. Sold close to the top. Dogecoin paid for my father's experimental surgery which gave me a couple months more with him. I owe this space so much.
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I bought my ex-girlfriend some bitcoin back in 2013 as a Christmas present. She ended up forgetting about the wallet after we broke up. That money changed my life.
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I am a Korean American who chose American citizenship at age 18. I made 2.1m in crypto in 2021. I am going to the Korean military next month to apply to get my Korean citizenship back so that I can cash out in Korea without taxes.
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I'm a Head of Strategy of a web3 startup whose market cap is approx $700 Million. I have no strategies.
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I am a 20-year-old Nigerian. Made close to $250k this bull run. Invested $200k in real estate and parents' business. Have $40k left for the next bull run. Feels good.
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I put 11k in Stepn 'move to earn' last month. Now it's down 95%. I'd need to run 11km every day for a year just to break even.
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I was spot trading for 3 years and gained nearly $750,000. I then lost everything in one LUNA trade. Literally, one LUNA trade with x2 leverage and all my savings to buy a house were gone in a single hour.
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Sent $350k to FTX the day before everything happened. It was 92% of my net worth. It was supposed to be for buying ETH at the bottom and waiting for 1 or 2 more years before buying a home.
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I ended up with 4 ETH in an illiquid NFT project. My wife bailed me out by organizing a 'women in NFTs' workshop at her workplace, where she introduced them to buying their first NFTs (off me).
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After 5 years in the space, I am officially a round tripporrrrrr, went from $1300 to $4,500,000 to $1100. This is a new form of hell I don't wish upon anyone, custody your own coins. Fuck.
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Wife and I live a simple life on 20k USD a year. Made mid-7 figs with our savings this cycle. Been sitting in our account for 1y+ and she still hasn't checked. I guess one day she will look and our lives will change forever. Until then, doing what we love & carrying on as usual.
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$830k. My parents' retirement fund. Gone. And I'm yet to tell them. I got them into crypto when I found out about USTs 20% yield. Don't think I have the guts to tell them about their losses, they were just talking about retiring and going travelling.
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Started learning how to use adobe software to try to make an NFT project in June 2021. Ended up making an onlyfans of someone who doesn’t exist using deepfakes. In my best month, I made $14,000.
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My wife asked me for a divorce and told me she had been emotionally unfaithful. I had kept it a secret that I had been saving crypto over the past four years doing independent contract work to buy a house for our son and us. I haven’t told her about it, and don’t think I will.
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I gave a blowjob to get whitelisted. The project rugged.
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I lost 100% of my crypto in the FTX collapse. I’m enraged that other crypto traders who used less reputable exchanges still have their crypto, so I have been sharing Binance FUD for the past month. I even tried shorting BNB with what little I had left and lost all of that too.
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I have 1 BTC stashed away for the kids of each of my brothers and best friends. They don’t know. They won’t know until the kids are 18. I couldn’t deal with their drama about it each year if they knew and watched the prices. Nobody knows.
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I sold my condo last year and put 50% of my net worth (110k) in Celcius and 50% in FTX. One man is responsible for 100% of my losses.
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I started with 2k and turned it into just under 100k. I was going to hodl until I had enough for a property, but my ex left me for my friend. I spent it all travelling the world for 6 months and got a hair transplant. If I hodl’d, I’d be back to 2k with nothing to show for it.
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I spent $3k on Google Ads to redirect people signing up to Binance to my affiliate link. I withdrew over $60k before they figured out and shut down my account.
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Fell in love with a girl early 2021, she was interested in crypto and wanted me to teach her. She got 10k from her dad and we yieldfarmed it up to 25k within 2 months. She convinced her dad to buy 1M$ of ETH at 4000+. Her 25k is now 1.2k, her dad is down 750k and I’m single.
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I came up from literally zero funds farming airdrops and going all in on NFTs. Ran my funds up to several million dollars, rented supercars, and partied in a different continent every month. I've now got less than 5k in my bank account and got a Brazilian stripper pregnant.
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I run a smart contract audit and security firm that’s used by many projects. I charge insane prices and outsource the work to a guy in Indonesia.
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When GaryVee launched his NFT book project you got 1 NFT for every 9 books purchased. I’ve photoshopped many receipts and received 100+ NFTs which I’ve sold for around $80K total from $0 invested.
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My wife and I spent 6 years saving for a house. We had $300k in the bank. Fell in love with crypto, joined CT and the “Bitcoin is going 100k by EOY” bus. I was so confident. 100k seemed like the low end back in 2021. Put all of the 300k into BTC at 60k. Rode it all the way down.
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I have around 120 million dollars worth of crypto. I trade with size on Binance (am a leaderboard PnL trader), and actively share my trades with anons. Neither my family nor my (normie) friends know that I made it.
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The worst thing you can do in the crypto space is telling your irl “friends” your achievements. 99% of the people I thought were real ones were jealous fucks. Trust no one and learn to keep your mouth shut.
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I quit my career to go full-time crypto in May 21. I lost 80% of my net worth in Luna. No one views my YouTube channel, and I'm embarrassed to tell people what I do for a living. I've made a grave mistake.
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I told my wife I spent about 2k on Pepe NFTs. I actually spent 40k, it's just worth about 2k.
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I made over 3.5 million dollars over a period of 5 months by hiring labor from third-world countries to grind NFT whitelists for me. At peak, I had 85+ people working for me.
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I have made and lost 6 figures multiple times in the last 4 years trading with leverage. Then I created a BSC shitcoin that went viral in a Korean community. Rugged and made 15 million euros. I’m 21, and everyone in my life, including my parents, thinks I am a great trader.
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Started with 135k, and ended up at 60k. Put the 60k in staking and turned it into 0. Now I’m exiting crypto.
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My portfolio went down 95% in 2018. After taking a break, I invested 15k USD in crypto in 2019 and 2.5 years later it reached 350k USD. I managed to cash out most of it, secured a great chunk for my family and started reinvesting in the past months. Feels good man.
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My brother gave me 0.5 ETH for my birthday and said 'do what you want with it'.
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I took off everything from Anchor Protocol, almost 120k UST, 3 days before it collapsed. I swapped it all to USDC and I put it on Celsius. I took off those funds from Celsius exactly the day before they stopped withdrawals. Maybe an angel in the sky loves me. I do love them.
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I'm a 24-year-old man living in South Africa and I made 17m USD net between 2020 and 2021. I'm basically living in god-mode in this country.
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Understood Bitcoin in late 2015. From that point on until late 2016, I sank every penny I had into it and bought around 700 BTC. I still have all of them to this day. Plan to enjoy some of that, but most will go to my children. I'm amazed by what I did.
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I'm from a rich family in the middle east. For my 21st birthday, I was given $200,000 from my father. I invested it in BTC at $65,340. My investment is basically gone. I'm terrified to tell my father.
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My dad trusted me with his retirement money and I bought ETH at the pico top. Every time he asks how his money is doing I just inspect element. I take out payday loans when he wants to use the money for trips etc. I don't even know what to do at this point I'm in too deep.
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I started with $500, a $120 phone, mobile internet and Hsaka/Tree notifications on Twitter.
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First crypto trade was YOLOing the LUNA bottom with $3k I got for Christmas last year. I now have over a million $$ sitting in Binance. I’m 19 and am going to surprise my parents on their anniversary next month and pay their mortgage.
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Took 80k out of my daughter's college fund to long Solana at 220. Hurts me every time I look at her. I thought I could make it 300k and move our family from Chicago. She still thinks I have the money and that I can send her to the same college as her friends.
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I gambled away over $250k of crypto. Said "fuck it", took out a $35k loan, and won it all back plus a little on top, in 5 days. Paid the loan back. Fucking feels good man.
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I cashed out seven figures in crypto this year. Connected with a homeless guy who doesn’t deserve to be. I’ve given him at least $25k in cash, hotel rooms, etc. I’m not gonna stop until he’s back on his feet. Feels damn good.
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We have just finished it; nobody cares about it and we have run out of funds to pay server fees.
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My portofolio is up like $300k this year so far. That’s $7k a day. My girlfriend still gives me shit that I don’t have a “real job” whilst she works 12 hours a day for $3k a month. I’m never telling her.
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I once paid $300 for a single transaction on Uniswap. Now my total portfolio value is $500.
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Saw a crypto company that does cool stuff is hiring. Went to apply. They are asking for my pronouns on their application page. Closed the browser tab and enjoyed the rest of my day.
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Crypto has killed all my motivation to work. All I can think about is trying to 10x my money and retire. I do not want to work anymore and my career is suffering because of it.
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I turned $100 into $2000 overnight off an Elon Musk Dogecoin tweet. I cashed out immediately and used the money to buy my parents a new TV. I’ll never forget the happiness in my mom’s voice when the delivery arrived.
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Bored Ape Yacht Club ruined my life. Bought the top at $450,000 with everything I owned and my life savings and still holding to this day. I’d be lucky to clear 6 figs.
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I bought an NFT for $30 and sold it for $230,000. I feel sorry for the people that lost the money I gained, but also respect their choice to gamble.
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I work for a top 20 crypto company, and I sold all my holdings a week after starting. The company is a mess, no organisation, no direction, senior staff do drugs on work calls and clear as day embezzlement happening. Many other currencies are like this. We are all screwed.
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I’ve just started Uni and have 700k to my name, and my teacher has completely retired himself and his family.
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I was a doctor at a semi-prestigious hospital. I loved my job and was convinced I'd do it even if I wasn't paid. I made seven figs from the DeFi bull-run and lost all motivation to work. I quit and now spend my days travelling and fucking around. Never been happier.
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I went from 200$ to 73k just copy-trading people on crypto Twitter .
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I simply look at a chart and if I get a boner I buy.
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My net worth was 7 figures I was very unhappy, it’s now 5 figures and I’m even unhappier. Fuck crypto.
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Currently sitting on half a million pounds at 18 years old. No one knows, not even my family.
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I thought a crypto exchange was about to collapse the other night. I have one of their Visa cards and the only way to get funds off the card is to spend them. So I panic bought $5,000 worth of 25-year shelf life survival food. It’s been a week and the exchange is still up.
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I took out a $20,000 personal loan to buy bitcoin. I was able to catch the bottom at 15.8. As I’m writing this now btc is trading around 23k. I will be hodling until 2025 while paying off this loan. Scared money don’t make no money. 😈
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I took a loan of $20k to buy LUNA two days before it crashed. I literally watched it disappear before my eyes. I laughed at first. I couldn’t believe the timing. That turned into tears. I'll be in debt for years for nothing. I’m a student and working overtime to make payments.
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The guy that used to bully me in school, and I secretly hate, asked me for trading advice. I wanted him to lose money, so told him to do the exact opposite of me and short support last week. He made 9k profit and I got liquidated.
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Soon will be my final “gm”. Wishing all of you good luck. Please treat others and yourselves with respect. Remember we are fragile beings.
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No more wasting my life with retarded meetings, humiliating evaluations and smiling at my dumb boss and their even dumber tasks. It's bliss.
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I convinced my wife to keep our entire savings on Celcius despite her not understanding crypto. We have lost everything and she stopped talking to me and moved back with her parents. I have lost it all.
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I bought a used phone at a market in Nigeria. I found out that the Trust Wallet is still functional with more than $40k in it. I didn't touch it and wiped the phone. I'm proud of myself.
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I lost mid-six figures revenge trading my LUNA losses. My girlfriend and I were going to buy a house and her Dad gave her 200k to match my 200k. I no longer have anything and haven’t told her yet. House should be paid in full next week
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I just want to go home.
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I never pay taxes, nor have even the slightest concern to figure out how much I owe. I don’t use tax services, have never filed a tax report, nor know how to. I thought one day I’d wake up to feds knocking on my door, but 4 years and 100k in profits later, nothing has happened.
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I'm an ETH miner and my wife still thinks we're frugal millionaires. The reality is I flipped the over 200 ETH we mined into shitcoins this past cycle and now we have $10,000 left. We will always be frugal millionaires now.
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6 years in crypto, still poor as fuck.
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I work for 3 different DAOs making between 150-200k at each. I do about 10 calls per week, chime in, and go back to smoking weed. What bear market?
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Put about $100k of our life savings in Luna when it was $100 and held until now. I still haven’t told my wife.
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In my friendship group and family, I'm the only one deep into crypto. I use them as an indicator to know when to sell. When they are hyped and starting to get interested when everything is pumping, I sell and stay out of the market. It worked in 2017 and again 2021.
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I’m a dude, but I run a pretty successful female CT influencer account using pics of my girlfriend. In the last 16 months alone, we’ve received over $120,000 in tips from crypto simps simping over my girlfriend.
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My wife has a "no Ethereum talk" rule.
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I've been in crypto since 2017 and on three separate occasions have gone from $1k to over $500k and never walked away with over $10k
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He is worth millions. I work a shitty job that I hate.
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Been in crypto since 2020 full time, and I haven't made a single friend since then. Be it on CT or in real life. Am alone in my room 24/7 every day trying so hard to make it. It was not always like this. I may leave crypto soon.
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I held 100,000 ADA from 0.11 to $3.00 and didn’t sell any because I listened to YouTubers who said utility would kick in and push the price higher.
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I’ve worked for 3 well-funded projects as a middle manager and none of them ever actually built a product - it was all fundraising, marketing and dinner parties.
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I made 6 figures profit last year and I just flat out did not file a tax return this year. Nothing has happened so far.
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My father has a gambling addiction which ruined all our family relations. I've lost more money in three months than he's lost in his entire life.
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When I first got into crypto, my friend who is a BTC maxi told me to never touch alts and to only hodl BTC. Since then, I have watched countless other friends make 5 to mid 6 figures trading altcoins, and I am at breakeven after “holding” for 5 years. Maximalists are cancer.
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Became a millionaire before losing my virginity. Thanks crypto.
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I left my career 12 months ago to go full-time NFTs. After bringing my wife on board, we put everything we had into NFTs on Solana. These days I sleep on the couch.
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In the covid crash, the UK gave small businesses cheap loans to help them survive. My brother took the biggest loan he could and put 100% into two altcoins . He told me to do the same and I told him he was crazy. He sold the top, bagged a million and retired.
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I am a serial rugger in the Solana ecosystem, rugging 19 projects for over $1m.
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Made 150k USD in 2021 and I’m only 18. I’ve spent 70k USD on family, friends and myself. Feeling happiness I’ve never felt, not sure what to do with the rest.
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I'm embarrassed to have this much wealth in a middle-class town.
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I'm 18, about to start university and have 2.3 BTC. I understand I'm super fortunate, but it all feels so surreal. I don't know what to do with myself.
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I sold my car to go all-in on a coin at the start of 2022 - I now have no car and walk to work.
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Didn't want to take a 20$ loss, ended up revenge trading and blowing my $4k account.
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I'm a 19-year-old high school dropout from a third-world country, I can't code, but I got into a DeFi company's marketing role and make $75k a year. Most of my friends think of me as a loner and a loser, but the truth is I make more than most of them ever will in their life.
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The invoice even stated that there were no services rendered.
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I was looking for web3 jobs and there was a category called "zero knowledge". I got hyped thinking this was made for me because I have zero knowledge of anything. I was disappointed.
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