“He is my guy and he is solid” will take you farther than “here is my portfolio” Cultivate the right relationships.

every woman's love is tied to something she's benefitting from you.

Every engineer should be able to implement their own authentication. The fact that this is even a conversation is scary. What do you mean you can’t implement your own auth and must use an external or third-party service because some tech influencer told you it’s best practice?

No human, I repeat, no human can be as smart as AI, even in the next 100 years. So, to the software engineers whose egos won't let them see the truth no problem bro, you'll be left behind.

Do EVERYTHING before you open your laptop (eat, freshen up e.t.c) Because once that laptop opens…it takes the will of God

I have a theory there are actually more female paedophiles than male ones.

I'll keep saying this: it's never AI, it's how you use AI. AI should only assist with the heavy lifting, the scaffolding, the debugging, the suggestions etc. But it should never be a replacement for your brain.

Men will be over 30 and still tell their mom everything 😒

Your system design knowledge, explaining: - gRPC - CDNs - WebSockets - Rate Limiting - API Gateways - Microservices - Redis Caching - Load Balancers - Message Queues - Database Sharding - Consistent Hashing - Eventual Consistency - Distributed Tracing - Horizontal Scaling -

I think with AI becoming more popular, having code reading skills is becoming far more important than before. Code review skills especially

I actually need Opay to acquire MTN next. I need that efficiency and reliability pollinated into the yellow network. I will wait.

I pay my way out of everything I can. 😂

My mindset has always been to increase my income, not cut down on expenses. 😅

I am sorry to say this… As a software engineer involved in integrations and development, battling docker issues and CI/CD pipeline challenges, it will be difficult to be active online. It’s a very difficult task to combine with being active on social media. It’s either you

Meanwhile every Uber you book, every Netflix binge, every card payment you tap - bro is silently doing the heavy lifting. Even the platform you used for this clickbait post? Powered by bro. Java didn’t disappear, bro. Your knowledge did.

E get some gig wey go enter you hand, you go first deep clean your workspace

Any woman that doesn't show you she likes you, doesn't like you. This is not SS1.

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Practice contentment! Your life is not defined by what you have or don’t have. Amen somebody?