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Mama! Life had just begun. And now I've gone and screwed it all away

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@clumsyninja0905
Elon Mast
4 years
Funny how lack of kaam and too much kaam can both take away your calm
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@sajcasm_
Sajcasm
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Hrithik Roshan and Arjun Rampal
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@clumsyninja0905
Elon Mast
14 hours
The runner
@Saymyname037
Ankita
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I like runners whose entire personality isn’t just about running.
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@clumsyninja0905
Elon Mast
2 days
Ye Rekha Gupta ke kaunse rishtedaar ki air purifier ki company hai bhai 😭😭😭😭😭
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@swagskrit
yash
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this girl is so divine man i feel like I shouldn’t even be allowed to look at her like I'll get blinded, the way people lose their sight in Vrindavan after seeing Krishna at night
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@clumsyninja0905
Elon Mast
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Somebody connected to the gym bluetooth speaker and started working out to "chupke chupke raat din aansoo bahaana yaad hai" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@clumsyninja0905
Elon Mast
3 days
Ironically, Indian Television Media ne Dharam ko pehele hi maar diya hai
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@clumsyninja0905
Elon Mast
3 days
And "Deol ka haar na maanne waala soul" 😭😭
@tahaactually
Taha
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won't be surprised if any Indian news channel comes up with the headline 'Dharmender Nahi Huve Surrender'
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@clumsyninja0905
Elon Mast
4 days
Beaches or mountains? 🏖️ 🏔️
@leclercsivy
cami🐉 | darius acrux defender
8 months
all jokes aside do you guys have a real pic of you that actually looks like it came straight from pinterest?
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@swishtee
Srishti
4 days
this is how 'dulhe ka sehra' looks like btw
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@clumsyninja0905
Elon Mast
5 days
This one isn’t just music, it’s cinematic emotion. ARR supremacy 🔥👑
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@clumsyninja0905
Elon Mast
6 days
Apparently renaming Delhi to Indraprastha will bring down the AQI by a lot
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@takeiteasyUrvy
Urvashi Gormat
8 days
blr girl discovers jagrata
@kamayanitweets
Kamayani
9 days
so apparently “bhajan clubbing” is a thing now??? 😭
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@terakyalenadena
Ankit
8 days
real shyt
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@clumsyninja0905
Elon Mast
8 days
POV: You're breathing through the Delhi Pollution
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
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Kshatriye
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@clumsyninja0905
Elon Mast
9 days
Stop. It's red
@UmdarTamker
UmdarTamker
10 days
Tell karo guys !!
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@tahaactually
Taha
9 days
Zohran Mamdani ate and left no trumps https://t.co/xR2fSEVCe1
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@AmanHasNoName_2
Aman
9 days
I've heard Twitter appreciates art. Happy Birthday to the King!
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@clumsyninja0905
Elon Mast
9 days
Tum haar ke dil apna, meri Jeep Hummer kar do 🤌🏻
@Bekaarbaate
Gulmohar 🌸
10 days
Drop your favourite lines of Jagjeet Singh ji !
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@clumsyninja0905
Elon Mast
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Mummy ke lagaataar 3 IPO lag gaye. I guess I'll start keeping random fasts throughout the week 🧿
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