Clovis McClovis
@Clovis
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On top ah yo mama
Joined April 2007
the day your baby stops cryin' is the day she done figured out you was lyin', now back to that ham juicer clog
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why ain't nobody 'spondin' this twitterin id fer the birds and folks what all done run right outta ridlin
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I'm scratchin' my nethers with ah steel wool pad attached to an extenda pole so i can get to the back ah 'em
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Where's my lord and savior when I'ma oggling a poop shoot da size of ah Ayers rock?
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why was I attracted to a woman with an ass the size of a Ford Aerostar?
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when I left the kick boxing class, I just kept on kicking, and people did not take it as sign of affection
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hmmm... head cheese or black puddin' i'm never sure what to use as orgy fuel, everbody wants both, i say give the people what they want
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Elrod... well he smells like old man boxer shorts hand wash and hung to dry on a shower rod
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Poot smells like the first blast of air from an approaching subway train
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He approaches house at random and makes the people there move
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Thinking about the time my ex-wife and I went on a picnic. We ate, then killed ants as a competition. She won but she was using an axe
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thinking about the time I went dancing with my ex-wife. We had fun 'till I karate kicked her, then she hit me an ice cream carton
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once i spied a girl going into the liquor store, now my spying eye needs a work up
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Thinking about how gay alvah is for not writing me, wedgies at the Prom, and dead mothers
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thinking about death, krystal cheese, noodlin', ball haulin', whisker biscuit, an ass that causes an eclipse, gravy, a handle ah brown
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