OLD TRANS GIRL WITH GRAVELLY VOICE: i used to watch robot wars too
ME: [on stomach, kicking my feet] woww π₯Ίβ¨ what robot's your fave
GIRL: uh⦠chaos 2
ME: mm~ [flashing Stolen Mommy Valor Task Force badge] if you'd actually seen it you'd say hypno-disc βΊ hands behind your back
the joke here is that hypno-disc was a robot with a powerful spinner and would destroy its opponents whereas chaos 2 had a hydraulic flipper and would just immobilize them, which means more wins on paper but less fun. if someone's fave is chaos 2, they probably only read the wiki
@cirkelnio
Anyone who says their favourite robot isn't Nemesis a liar.
Everytime he was set on fire I laughed maniacally.
The pitladies... Sorry pit.. Ladies... Tank tops... Pits. Ladies. Error. Error. Error.
@cirkelnio
oh this one was *really* tailored to me. hypnodisk fucking ruled. motherfucker unlimited. shoutouts to firestorm 3 for being a powerhouse in the gba game tho
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Wheely Big Cheese performed an OOTA from the middle of the arena.
Roadblock won series 1 despite being a wedge with a stolen roadworks sign as the top plate.