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NEW: Full exchange of the incident leading up to Joe Biden putting on a Trump 2024 hat. Biden: "Sure, I'll autograph [a hat]." Man: "You remember your name?" Biden: "I don't remember my name... I'm slow." Man: "You're an old fart." Biden: "Yeah, I'm an old guy... You would
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This is the funniest shit I have ever seen $GME perfectly done @TheRoaringKitty ๐โก๏ธ
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So Cam'ron went on CNN tonight and it was an absolute disaster
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This whole Kendrick and Drake beef has inspired some of the funniest shit we will ever see ๐ญ๐ญ https://t.co/IEjMXFbKzV
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We just tricked Dillon Danis into promoting a fake NFT project. We paid him $1,000 to post, he didn't disclose it was an #AD, and posted copy that literally spells out S.C.A.M. ๐๐
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They should do a bit on Velma, where she gets progressively more pregnant as the season goes on, then in the finale she gives birth AND ITS SCOOBY and all the characters look shocked and it says 'To Be Continued', but then theres no more episodes ever and its never explained.
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He knows when you've been sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows this because your pattern-of-life can be inferred by looking at records of your phone's basic internet activityโcalled "metadata." This is the core of modern mass surveillance. He should be in jail.
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Gary Wong and Caroline pleaded guilty?? What is going on? hahahahahhaha
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Fun Fax! ๐ After my UFC debut at #UFC221, in the locker room while taking my cup and undies off I had precum stringing out my weewee.
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- Confused WHY didn't the media ask more questions over the past 2 years about HOW Sam made so much money - SBF being painted as a person who's made an "innocent mistake" makes no sense! What SBF did is like "Bernie Madoff"!
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