Chris Meloni
@Chris_Meloni
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the guy who recognizes every “free thinker” “Patriot” for what they really are. I play pretend sometimes. I’m nicer on Instagram: @chris_meloni
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And do what?
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Right, but what’s in the glass case behind you
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Those who flock to beaches, bars, and political rallies, putting their fellow citizens at risk, are not exercising freedom; they are displaying, as one commentator has noted, the weakness of a people who lack both the stoicism to endure the pandemic and the fortitude to defeat it
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Sure- big birthday(60), big boy(200 lbs), big cake
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permission?…no
It’s called manners
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Perhaps the greatest WH spokesperson I’ve ever witnessed
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Always thought of myself as progressive but now realize I’m liberal
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Keep ur eyes on ur own paper
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You would be arrested!
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Translation: I have no talent and wish the worst on those that do
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Well... I think it’s official official now so.... see ya in April. And May. And...
.
@Chris_Meloni
returns and Elliot Stabler's story continues.
#OrganizedCrime
premieres April 1 on
@NBC
.
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The promise of green energy, my children, the centering calm of love, and a really good piece of baklava I had the other day
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Dear South Korea, how? Asking for a country
Breaking News: A South Korean court has removed President Park Geun-hye from office
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Real question:
Why am I getting so many ultra Maga GOP shitbags on my feed?
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Her
Ten years of anticipation. One day away.
Drop your favorite Stabler GIF, quote, or photo if you're ready.
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Like this. You?
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A lovely way to start the day
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You. Bastard.
My great grandfather helping an injured woman after the 7.8 San Francisco earthquake in 1906. He is a hero ♥️
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How it started
How it ended
#Eleganceissurprisinglylight
#partnerscarryingpartners
#highheelcasualty
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Yes. Ur a pussy. Next
I put on a mask and literally within seconds, I am struggling to breathe.
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Safer than an OSU shower
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The revolution is upon us. If u can't see the con then u r willfully blind.
#Resist
. good nite
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Just found out my son’s Instagram acct is tedcruz’sleftnut
My breast swells with pride
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You won’t what me?
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#rehearsing
what
@Mariska
?
Can y'all imagine if one day
@Chris_Meloni
and
@Mariska
posts a picture like this pretending they are kissing with the caption
#Rehearsing
It would be the end of us and the end of the internet
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Last time I saw The Belz
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Flexible hips on the fly
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Janet wore it better
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Sir, that was the Fast and Furious film
WATCH: Trump argues that we need a border wall to stop migrants just driving right across in their "unbelievable vehicles... stronger, bigger, and faster vehicles than our police have, than ICE has"
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Light as a feather and yet heavily pregnant with awesome responsibility
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Some sexy ass dance moves
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In a moment, the world is a little better
United Kingdom:
Their package delivery man is named Tim. He’s deaf.
Tallulah and Tim developed quite the friendship over the lockdown.
Tallulah’s mom taught her to sign. She made Tim a “thank you” that he displays on his truck proudly.
Humanity.🌎❤️
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Rep. Gaetz under investigation by House Ethics Committee as he faces allegation of possible sex trafficking of a minor
hey
@mattgaetz
remember when ya put on a gas mask to mock the seriousness of a pandemic? ....ah, simpler times
What up
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Ho. Lee. Shyte. That couple was in lock step and she was razor sharp:
“You believe what you need to believe but I won’t be paying you for ur services”
Watch this contractor immediately get fired when the homeowner sees a confederate flag on his truck.
More of this please...
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Attention:
I have just reached 470K followers.
Just another 530K to go until I know I’m a success.
Tell a friend
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Chris Wallace just showed the president that he basically passed a Denny’s coloring place mat to keep babies busy
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Well my man...that is indeed a first. Congrats! Wear it in good health. I will now text this pic to Oz creator Tom Fontana
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Define “raging”
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I had no idea
Mariska Hargitay says Benson’s ‘been in love’ with Stabler on ‘SVU’ ‘for many a year’
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It’s from pulling my head out of my ass so often
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I prefer older but wtf do I know
Question to
@Chris_Meloni
fans which
#ElliotStabler
do you like better. Younger Elliot with hair or bald Elliot I personally love both, but older Chris is just handsome and hot. Lots of love Chris ❤️ 😍
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What selfie?
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The name is Bag, Douche. Bag
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YOU GOT IT
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Very near future I’d like Mayor Pete as my President
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And this is how ppl are marginalized.
This is how you “rig the system”
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Ok, who leaked the first damn script?!
Liv: “Ghosting me was a dick move, Stabler.”
El: “So was dating Tucker.”
Liv:[smirks] “Next time, pick up the f*cking phone.”
El: “It’s called ‘deep cover’ for a reason, Benson.”
Liv: “That’s *Captain* Benson. Get your ass back in bed.”
@chris_meloni
@mariska
#StablerReturns
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Now do Clarence Thomas and his insurrectionist supporting wife
Judge McAfee worked for Fani Willis and donated to her campaign AND has now ruled that Fani can keep prosecuting Trump but only if she removes her lover Nathan Wade off the case!
Judge McAfee should have recused himself in the first place because of his obvious bias.
Fani
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The other Melonis are trending, not me
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Unlikely? Fuck off
There’s a large group of us that already thought
@Chris_Meloni
was sexy- but I’m trying to decide if this is a compliment or not 🤷🏼♀️
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When a complete idiot proves how full of shit he is in under one minute
Trump is unable/unwilling to name one thing he would do differently regarding Ukraine
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The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil has had to lay off 25 congressmen
Thank you! Good night! Try the veal!
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Well played grasshopper.
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WTF?!
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I am Christopher Meloni and I approve of this message
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Or more like this.
Good day of work on L&O:OC with a young up and comer Marsha Haggarty.
#ShesGoingPlaces
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She seems fun
This Christian influencer says masturbation is witchcraft and creates generational curses that will "literally bleed into your future children's life."
I don't miss these pentecostal circles at all. So much needless shame 😭
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On it
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Same one I have framed by my bed side
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Biggest Loser: Family Edition
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OG taking his life in his hands
💥Attention💥 The SVU episode with
@Chris_Meloni
returning has been CANCELED.... Before you lose your mind remember it’s April 1st.
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Indeed
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Nostradumbass.
Here's my bet...
No one will be arrested for these alleged mail bombs.
After dozens of college campus hoaxes by leftists, I don't buy this super convenient turn of events.
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When nosferatu attempts shade.
Stevie, stick to writing fascist speeches
Turns out the guy with the most unwatchable Law & Order spin-off is a very angry — and very ignorant — far-left ideologue. If he had any decency or self-respect, he’d apologize to the Congresswoman (unless he still can’t grasp how he’s embarrassed himself).
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