mc cracker
@chowder94
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em-see kra-kr. part-time gravedigger. current village idiot. former baby. dedicated rebecca black stan. big fan of cigarettes, twinks, hot girls, and vore.
it/they/he | 20 | chicago
Joined September 2021
got so drunk i only remember up to the time warp (again)
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Nose Drake: You used to call me on my smell phone!
What is life? • Dostoevsky: It’s hell. • Socrates: It’s a test. • Aristotle: It’s the mind. • Nietzsche: It’s power. • Freud: It’s death. • Marx: It’s the idea. • Picasso: It’s art. • Gandhi: It’s love. • Schopenhauer: It’s suffering. • Bertrand Russell: It’s
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i have created a new character: Masamune Pascuccio - a captured outlaw in a world where helix piercings are illegal
had to get my helix peircings taken out it's so over
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When your reply guy starts responding to your mutuals and it's like. Omg girl I'm sorry about him 🤦🏻♀️
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every plug i’ve ever had has had a sixth sense for ignoring me specifically when i have joint pain
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i was a child with unrestricted internet access and now i am an adult with insane fetishes that i don’t talk abt
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Tried to take a picture of my dog sleeping but i tripped and scared him so i got this instead
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the sheer shirt at family dinner…. put the manwhore away for one day pls ur nipples do not need to be out on thanksgiving
2hollis spend thanksgiving with family in recent Instagram story from his mom!
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i’ve been in the car since 9am and i’m still 40 mins from home. driving from denver to chicago suburbs. the whole drive looks like this.
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