Chimpooey
@chimpooey
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World famous glass blower. Monkey on the internet. My mom took a lot of Tylenol. #ChimpooeyLoveYou
Joined May 2021
Fuck off you fat kunt. Sincerely Ireland 🇮🇪
It is my understanding Ireland is about to make a motion to the European body governing soccer to ban Israel from playing in European soccer tournaments. Ireland and others would be punishing the Jewish people 80 years after the Holocaust because they choose to fight back
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Anyone who eats rice with their bare hands by choice is an asshole.
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I'm not "getting fatter", the scale is just going in the wrong direction.
Orwellian Quote of the Day: "Ukraine is not losing, but the front is moving in the wrong direction" 😂😂😂 (Marc Rutte, NATO Secretary General)
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This is precisely what a startled opossum looks like right before it keels over and plays dead.
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Fuck Israel
Israel has dropped about 200,000 tons of explosives on Gaza since Oct 7, equivalent to nearly 13 Hiroshima bombs.
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Then the baby, known only as "Scorpion", shot her with a grappling hook, yelled 'GET OVER HERE!' and then latched on and started to feed.
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At least this is more than our Congress is accomplishing RN.
🇳🇿 New Zealand Parliament suspended its session after a spontaneous haka (ceremonial dances in Māori culture) as a response to the speech of the newly elected Prime Minister This is how "Kiwi" solve issues 😎👌
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What the fuck for? Seriously. WTF even is this shit? Nuclear bombs are fucking evil. Is this a joke? Nobody could be this stupid by accident.
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Keep in mind all of the comedians that performed in Saudi Arabia for blood money were CRYING that free speech is over in America…are now dancing like a monkey for the crown Prince, who has journalists killed for reporting the news accurately.
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Pro tip: Sh**t the bitch in the face. She'll stop filming.
I sometimes wonder how we got to this point, and then I remember, I used to be in a StarCraft clan.
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The Freedom Flotilla is a nice gesture, but is 100% ineffective. Maybe bring guns next time.
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A little good news for a change. Please help our girl focus on her health. Donate if you’re able. Share either way. https://t.co/F26iVXf4e8
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Squirrel meth lab.
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I used to think that everybody should have a podcast. Now, everybody does, and I was horribly, horribly wrong. I am sorry.
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Rich assholes will never not piss me off.
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Ed Wood.
Grok will make a movie that is at least watchable before the end of next year and really good movies in 2027
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I think @VanJones68 should be forced Clockwork Orange style to sit and look at nothing but photos and videos of dead Palestinian children and their grieving parents.
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