@cat_elg @Alonsocuhh 😂

@cat_elg It is a fine introduction to the realities of society.

@cat_elg Preparing them for the rest of their lives.

@cat_elg @SililosGaming 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

@cat_elg “And you better not lose it or else!”

@cat_elg @outbeck

@cat_elg @likeazombie Like, ok now you exist!

@cat_elg at least they don't charge u for it like they do a death certificate. or maybe they do now

@cat_elg Even crazier is that Los Angeles County doesn’t just give it to you; you have to pay for it

@cat_elg I think having to name your baby right away is crazy too. Don’t even know gangs vibe yet. My son be acting real tyroneish sometimes

@cat_elg we live in a society

@cat_elg you think birth certificates are crazy… wait until you hear about social security numbers

@cat_elg “Here you go, baby.”

@cat_elg @hewson_lily baby’s first paperwork🥺

@cat_elg Welcome to earth. The nurses will show you around. And here's the contract you will need to sign. baggage claim is downstairs.