some of you never read Draconology: The Complete Book of Dragons and it shows

@cat_elg I have been saying this all along! Khaleesi should have been yelling "Where are my Wyverns!?" It's not Dances With Dragons it's Walks with Wyverns! I can't tell if I'm on a soapbox, yelling at clouds, or both. Inb4 Don Quixote tells me what kind of windmill I'm fighting.

@cat_elg @NickGrayson95 EXPLAIN THIS THEN!!!

@cat_elg Not all Dragons are Wyverns but all Wyverns are Dragons!

@cat_elg all wyverns are dragons but not all dragons are wyverns

@cat_elg Dragons have zero to six limbs, they're all dragons. Some of you have never read Norse mythology or medieval heraldry, and it shows.

@cat_elg I always use these two graphs a lot when I have to identify what kind of classification of dragon it is. There's quite a lot of them honestly (and I'm almost positive these two graphs don't cover all of them).

@cat_elg Talk to em

@cat_elg And DRYVERNS have SIX legs and VERY ITCHY SKIN

@cat_elg @poet__dan So then how do you explain this (water) dragon having an attack called wyvern whip?

@cat_elg Dragon: passenger jet size, magic in abundance, incredibly intelligent Drakes: bus size, minor magic or just a breath weapon, about as intelligent as non-human apes Wyverns: basically a horse sized bat with a scorpion tail

@cat_elg Monster Hunter says "No fuck you, the four-limbed lizard and the unicorn are dragons, and the sword-tail Fire breathing Carnotaurus is a wyvern and so is Electric flip doggo"

@cat_elg Thank you!!!! I have a whole rant about this. And I like to refer to wyverns as “angry mutant bats”.

@cat_elg @Rahbeann

@cat_elg Counterpoint,dragons have ten legs

@cat_elg What about the dragons from Skyrim and Game of Thrones? Those are some of the most iconic dragons in modern media and they don't fit this definition. Dragons also vary a lot between cultures so claiming the European medieval fantasy design as the One True Dragon Anatomy is lame

@cat_elg You're all wrong, dragons are a thematic element, not a taxonomic class. This is the weirdest hill I will die on and I'll take you all with me.

@cat_elg

@cat_elg HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT DRAGONS ARE FAKE AND WE CAN DRAW/CALL THEM WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT 😌 bye love you have a good day