Masters Tuesday: My 100% Biased, Possibly Drunk, Definitely Right Power Rankings https://t.co/5cJ4KnXKSA via @TakesByCJ

The Tush Push Debate: Stop Crying and Start Pushing https://t.co/tPx3M1zeZf via @TakesByCJ

Jameis Winston Signs with the Giants: Fantasy Fallout & Bold Predictions https://t.co/MVZaE8hFub via @TakesByCJ

The NFL’s Ultimate Fantasy: A Complete Redraft (Round 1 Mock Draft) https://t.co/2KlxTgzq7M via @TakesByCJ

When the Cowboys are awful but you're coming for that Top 5 pick so you're just a chill guy

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Major projection…

Donald Trump got elected, lost an election, then won another election all in the same span Dak Prescott has failed to make a Conference Championship Game as the Cowboys starting QB.

This is over. For anyone paying attention, it’s something we all could’ve predicted weeks ago. The Dallas Cowboys are not making the playoffs.

Honestly the Cowboys are fools if they don't play Trey Lance at this point (all due respect to Cooper Rush) They traded for him. This is an actual and literal chance to see what he has. In a contract year. What do they have to lose at this point? They know who Rush is.

Did we just become best friends?

See you in exactly 1 week. Can’t wait to be together. #NFLRedZone

If you’re drunk and need to get home, CALL A FUCKING UBER. Two kids are growing up without a dad, parents have lost two sons, & a sister now has to grieve the loss of her two brothers on her wedding day all because somebody decided to get behind the wheel drunk in 2024. Senseless

I’d like to point out that when I was tackled, I held onto the bottle. Unlike this guy.

Just Stop Oil (or whoever just ran onto the 18th green at Travelers) are my least favorite people on the planet

100 days from right now = NFL RedZone. ;)

JUST IN: The parents of PGA tour golfer Grayson Murray have confirmed that their son took his own life. Murray took his life after he withdrew on Friday during the second round of the 2024 Charles Schwab Challenge. “We would like to thank the PGA Tour and the entire world of

Scottie Scheffler: “I stretched in a jail cell this morning, so that was a first.”

@AndyTFE At least it wasn’t Gooch. Entire tournament would have an asterisk.

so the leafs were working with: -a goalie w/ a 0.896 SV% & 3.01 GAA -3/5 core players w/ injuries/ailments -a coaching staff that was getting cooked -a bottom six that only scored 1 goal in 7 games -an extremely average d-core …and i’m supposed to blame it all on mitch marner???