Can’t wait to post this on LinkedIn.

I’m only five years younger than HDPA and I just assume there won’t be universal super by the time I reach retirement age.

Is New Zealand the birthplace of political slogans?

I want a Catholic themed funeral in the same way Kourtney Kardashian had a Catholic themed wedding.

This was pretty much @CortyNC and me when we went to Christmas Eve mass.

It’s like when real estate agents wear name badges.

Do you think people who use Facebook community groups try googling things first?.

I consider myself lucky 🙌.

If I ever get a listing on this street, I’m making the headline “Yessir, Ararat!” 🇵🇸

💭 Final thoughts.The latest REINZ data confirms what we’ve been seeing on the ground—there’s momentum in the market. With buyers and sellers both active, now’s a pretty good time to make a move. If you’re thinking about buying or selling, let’s chat! 📩🏡.

🤔 What does this mean for sellers?.✅ More buyers are actively searching and ready to move.✅ Well-presented, well-priced homes are attracting serious interest.✅ The market is balanced—competitive pricing is key to a strong result.

🤔 What does this mean for buyers?.✅ More properties on the market = more choice.✅ Buyer demand is strong—good homes are moving quickly.✅ Properties are selling, so be prepared to act fast when you find the right one.

🧐 What’s happening in the market?.🔹 Listings are up 29% across Greater Christchurch on Trade Me.🔹 Buyer search activity has increased 30%.🔹 Supply and demand are well-balanced.

📍 Waimakariri.📈 Median sale price: $720,000 (+7.1% YoY).🏡 Properties sold: 76 (up from 54 last year).⏳ Days on market: 52 (similar to December).👉 The biggest price jump of the three areas, showing strong buyer confidence.

📍 Selwyn.📈 Median sale price: $800,000 (+3.6% YoY) .🏡 Properties sold: 71 (up from 57 last year) ⏳. Days on market: 54 (NC).👉 Selwyn remains strong, with prices edging up and demand holding steady.

📍 Christchurch.📈 Median sale price: $655,000 (+1.6% YoY, -1.5% from Dec).🏡 Properties sold: 602 (up 34% from last year!).⏳ Days on market: 49 (reflecting the holiday season).👉 More sales, stable pricing, and an active market!.

Sales are up, listings are up, and buyers are active. The latest REINZ data for January came out last week—here’s a breakdown of what’s happening in Christchurch, Selwyn, and Waimakariri. 🚀⬇️.

Funny how lefties are all like “omg Luxon owns 7 houses he’s so out of touch” and the rich people I know look down on him because they think a person who made as much money as he did should own a lot more property.

Trump is attempting to curtail birthright citizenship, but turns out NZ got rid of it in 2006? 🤨.