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For all of you that lost your way. Content is king!.Software is content. 💩 less. #ifelse.
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RT @Bytes: @code @satyanadella Never doubt the Nutella!!!!.
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RT @Bytes: @code background agents, get on it.- tmux.- new branch .- monitor update background.- let us choose model. @satyanadella why so….
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RT @thdxr: @ThePrimeagen for everyone googling it's this one - we're almost done rewriting it it's in the dontlook branch . .
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@taskmasterai. where did you come from? . Open Source is really where the magic happens. Hang in there @cursor_ai one day you too will be free.
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Dad @satyanadella , try harder @vscode. Play with @roo_code .Acquihire them. Updates too slow. @AnthropicAI good work with Claude Code. AI doesn't feel like talking to a sober @Steven_Ballmer anymore. @sama stop scaring people telling them super search is intelligence.
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6 months
Python bros could never.
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Satya Nadella
6 months
For me, cricket is maybe the only thing that could possibly come close to watching the Excel World Champ on ESPN!
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RT @dandigangi: @htmx_org BIG C/C++ LOBBYISTS.
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RT @htmx_org: lets go C bros, we're back baby
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RT @alexalbert__: By far one of my favorite use cases for Claude is instantly writing disposable one-off scripts to accomplish whatever bes….
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RT @fchollet: TikTok just open-sourced their recommender system framework (Monolith) -- and it uses Keras. This means that nearly all the m….
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1 year
Backup your backup’s backup.
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Scott Piper
1 year
Google Cloud accidentally deleted a company's entire cloud environment (Unisuper, an investment company, which manages $80B). The company had backups in another region, but GCP deleted those too. Luckily, they had yet more backups on another provider.
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RT @Smyth_OS: Thank you @jc_zeller and the team at @Bytes for the well-articulated piece on 'AI Job Threat for Devs' and for featuring Smyt….
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RT @darylginn: the real reason it took adobe 15 months to decide not to buy figma is because that's how long it took them to open up acroba….
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RT @mjovanovictech: I helped a team reduce their Azure Application Insights cost from $10,000/mo down to $1,500/mo. I spent a good week re….
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RT @MIT_CSAIL: *Data terms you may not know*. kibibyte: 1024 bytes.mebibyte: 1024 kibibytes.gibibyte: 1024 mebibytes.nibble: half a byte. #….
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RT @gfodor: Webspace worlds are fully collaborative and multiplayer over WebRTC. Live changes made to the world will update the HTML docum….
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RT @iamcoriarnold: I've used Microsoft Excel for 15+ years. Microsoft Excel is amazing tool. Below are 6 Excel features to boost your prod….
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RT @enunomaduro: Just released openai-php/laravel — the @laravelphp integration for the @OpenAI PHP Client I released weeks ago. With this….
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RT @googlecloud: Prediction: By 2025, over half of cloud infrastructure decisions will be automated by #AI and #ML. The focus for cloud ar….
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