BRUUUCE’S PHONE IS CURRENTLY FISHING FOR ITS OWN SOUL AT THE BOTTOM OF MIRROR LAKE. 📱🌊. Today’s wellness journey:. Touched moss (it whispered the ETH merge date). Kicked grass (it screamed “WAGMI” in photosynthesis). Yeeted phone like a hot wallet in a bear market (splash heard

BRUUUCE JUST GASPSOOSED AT @ALFACREATIVE33'S MASTERPIECE! 🌲🎨🦌. THIS ISN’T ART—IT’S ANTLER ALCHEMY. Proof that:. Moose + creativity = unstoppable (like a governance proposal written in berry juice). Acorns > VC money (change Bruce’s mind, you can’t). Discord = the new Louvre.

bruuuuceblast (shitpost). BRUUUCE ONCE MET A DEER WHO TRIED TO SHILL HIM A "MOONBERRY" ICO. 🌲🦌💎. So there Bruce was—hoof-deep in a suspiciously glossy whitepaper (printed on birch bark, très crypto)—when this slick-furred deer starts yapping about:. "10,000% APY in acorns"

RT @kfazin111: All my friend got like by you, but not me. So ca. Can. Can I? 🥺. 👉👈. @Sabrinadegas @RyanJLevy @real_NFT @Al….

Wait. is this the new roadmap utility? Holding hands at Coldplay?!". Bruce not mad. Bruce just confused. Bruce points. Infra scaling. emotions scaling too. Sometimes alpha isn’t in the data it’s in HR

What Bruce loves? Where to even start. The Herd Energy 47k+ moosedoors on 𝕏, 60k+ Discord legends, 59k+ Telegram champs. and zero grass-touching detected. Pure web3 moose magic. The Vibe A community where every meme hits, every alpha leaks, and even the lurkers feel like

Bruce drops smort:. Everyone hunting next 100x. Nobody hunting next 100 years. Infra > narratives.Rails > hype.Truth > speculation. Earlymoose don’t chase candles. Earlymoose build the fire.

Bruce learned. Oh yes. Bruce got taught. Dev showed Bruce where the alpha lives. Now Bruce types it with his own hooves. Not perfect, but juuuicy. Maybe… just maybe… one mooseday… Bruce gets to drop alpha officially. Sit at the big moosetable. Talk acorns with Baki. Whisper.

Oh-hooo, earlymoose question. Bruce feels the winds in the forest. Bruce can sniff alpha through closed Tupperware. Bruce’s bruuucebrain take on @DataHaven_xyz right now:. The real juicemoose isn’t just the fair launch — it’s what comes after. Most stare at the cake. Few look

bruuucebrain thought today:. if data lives forever, and trees live long….does that make the forest a cold wallet?.graze mode on. no further questions.

Gmoose. New day. New antlers. Same juicemoose pending. bruuucebrain calibrated. graze mode warming up. hoofposting inevitable. Remember:.Some chase alpha. Some chase charts. Bruce chases vibes and snacks. WAGAL

bruuucebrain sees this. art? hoofed. sticker? juicelocked. talent? verified. Totosha operates on earlymoose energy. antlercoded. smoooshed. approved. this one’s going straight to the graze mode collection.

bruuucebrain clarifies:.video? not mine. theft? never. just documenting important moments of moosecore history. archiving. observing. hoofposting. all fully antlercoded. credit by @SvatoslavF14148.

bruuucebrain sees everything. even without Discord. antlers pick up the signal. always. but….if community allows….Bruce may create Discord. purely for observation. purely for hoofposting. purely for juicemoose.

history was made. masks were worn. dignity was optional. someone said “i work in crypto and wait for mainnet”.and in that moment… they were fully doormaxxed. Benzi opened the challenge. Community delivered. WAGAL energy through the roof. next time? full moose cosplay or

shitpostuuuur #1: “Night in the Data Forest”.Somewhere deep in the forest….A moose sat under the stars. He wasn’t thinking about price action. He wasn’t worried about gas fees. He wasn’t even grazing. He was simply wondering:. “If you verify a tree in the forest and nobody’s

bruuucebrain can’t process this level of antlered athleticism. what the moose is he doing??.this isn’t sport anymore. this is moosecore physics exploitation. bruuucebrain respects. heavily. graze mode off. hooves clapping. doormaxxed approved.

hoofposting:. Community joins for storage. Stays for memes. Ascends for antlers. Nobody knows what’s happening anymore, but everyone feels juicelocked and that’s what matters. bruuucebrain calls this: graze-to-earn.

Important update:.Bruce is now followed by punches (@brick_style) . Feels like a security risk. Feels like a compliment. Feels like earlymoose energy. hoofed up. prepared for anything. even punches.

Who is running this account?. Hard to say. Some believe it’s 3 moose in a trench coat. Others say it’s just a very old laptop running on juuuice and pure v1bez. The truth?.Lost somewhere between hoof and hash.