Memes are a drug, I'm your dealer.

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Your dog is allowed to be your valentine I checked

the best technique to avoid crying when chopping onions is to stop being a little bitch

today is the one day that you can spam the shit out of my texts and I'll actually be super happy #BellLetsTalk

#BellLetsTalk about the stigma with medication and mental illness. Taking a pill every day doesn't make you weak, it helps you to be strong

"The predrink meal is the most important meal of the day fuck breakfast" -Brad

I just said one thousand thousand instead of one million so you can tell how studying for finals is going

At this point I've gone to more math seminars than most math majors

frick i love seeing lizards with small hats

At the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month, we will remember them. #LestWeForget

you know it's gunna be a good day when you get a 3% yield in lab... #ImAGoodChemist

Soulmates r lots of things. Not just boys. They are dogs and friends and one waffle in particular that I had 6 years ago

"It's not only about the physics, it's about the chemistry too" -Vlad talking about consent and relationships

when he's a nerd and is really trying his best to support your feminist views

I don't get paid enough to get sassed by lane swimmers

there's no I in team but there are 5 in individual brilliance