what I’m thankful for this year.• paper towels.• napkins.• kitchen rolls.• absorbent, disposable towels.• wood pulp and water manufactured into a roll of perforated sheets.

you got this I believe in you.

my dog avoiding eye contact with me after confronting them about making a mess in the house

Los Angeles followers, find us at the @bestfriends adoption event at LA State Historic Park this weekend.

ADOPT A PET ON US 🥹 we're picking up adoption fees at @bestfriends shelters now until the end of the month!.

forget a haunted house, I’m genuinely afraid of fraternity bathrooms.

it’s #nationalgreasyfoodsday and I need to know, do you blot your pizza 🤔.

hey (with the intention of handing you a paper towel to blot your pizza).

wanna test what kind of person someone is? send them to the store to buy paper towels and see what brand they bring back.

october/november/december is the best lineup.

they say maturing is eating off a plate instead of a paper towel…soo guess I’m immature!.

reply to this post and I’ll guess if you’re clean or messy.

so no one else is wondering this?.

what did they do without paper towels during the roman empire.

ok fine I’ll clean it.

I SAID YES!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍💍💍💍 😘💋 to continuing to ignore whatever is collecting on top of my ceiling fan.

me as soon as the wings, sliders and buffalo chicken dip comes out

IT’S (OFFICIALLY) FOOTBALL SEASON.